Well, its official.......I now have enough shave creams and soaps to use a different one every day of the year. I figure if I shave every day my current supply will last 4 generations...........The good news is that I avoided being placed in the severely disturbed ward and am warm and comfortable in the OCD unit. During my first series of interviews with the doctors, they were curious as to why the only thing I packed for my extended stay was shave stuff. I can wear the same t-shirt for 3 months straight, but cannot exist without my razors and cosmetics. Things turned bad when I was spending 30-45 minutes in the bathroom each day just deciding what stuff to use. The doctors told me that they have successfully used shock therapy for people in my condition. It involves shaving in the shower with a Bic disposable and a bar of Dial soap.
Hey, is it true you are best friends forever with Randle Patrick "Mac" McMurphy? or is that just some scuttlebutt that Nurse Ratched is passing around?
