Oops..Pardon the Pun..or Not...

Discussion in 'Clean Jokes' started by Slipperyjoe, Jul 12, 2012.

  1. Paul Turner

    Paul Turner outside the quote(s) now

    therefore, accordion to you, it didn't work out??
     
  2. Paul Turner

    Paul Turner outside the quote(s) now

    I did a goofy tape recording once....pronounced Bach and Brahms "Back and Braaaaaams".
     
  3. Paul Turner

    Paul Turner outside the quote(s) now

    are we Bach to the 3-Stooges doing archery?(@Sara-s knows what I'm talkinabout)
     
  4. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    No no no. Archery was married to edith, not sara.
     
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  5. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    No, that was just a one-shot deal.
     
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  6. Paul Turner

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    I tell ya, Larry's attempt wouldn't have qualified for the Mickey Mouse Olympics, let alone that of Jersey.
     
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  7. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    Yeah, he was just stringing us along. (BTW, I actually do qualify for the National Senior Olympics.)
     
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  8. Paul Turner

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    oh, due to your fine performance in Jersey? I hope it's on ESPN.
     
  9. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    As a matter of fact, yes. There is a minimum score for eligibility and I surpassed it. Oddly, ESPN missed my epic performance. I guess they just didn't see the point.
     
  10. Paul Turner

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    well, I meant the Nationals. Maybe you'll get another chance to be broadcast.
     
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  11. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    Leave it to a sports channel to miss the target. :(
     
  12. Paul Turner

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    ESPN was too busy telling jokes to do what they are PAID to do. Maybe they'll do better at the Nationals, when the audience should be larger.
     
  13. macaronus

    macaronus Sir Nice-a-Lot

    Händel with care @Slipperyjoe ! :D
     
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  14. Jayaruh

    Jayaruh The Cackalacky House Pet

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  15. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

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  16. Jayaruh

    Jayaruh The Cackalacky House Pet

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    Good won, Sara.
     
  17. Paul Turner

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    He is survived by many typos
     
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  18. Paul Turner

    Paul Turner outside the quote(s) now

    106 pages on this thread....and we're just gettin "staaaaaated" (It's the Bostonian in me, but I don't actually speak Bostonia).
     
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  19. Slipperyjoe

    Slipperyjoe Rusty Metal Tetanus

    Always make sure you seal your windows..and you might want to penguin them too..
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  20. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    That's a good idea. I otter do that.
     

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