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Discussion in 'Clean Jokes' started by Slipperyjoe, Jul 12, 2012.

  1. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

  2. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    The one on the left looks like my husband's 3rd grade teacher, Sister Mary Frostbite.
     
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  3. Slipperyjoe

    Slipperyjoe Rusty Metal Tetanus

    Just a thought in honor of the US election..
    Heads of state don’t play volleyball. It could a set a president. It spikes ill of any such figure who seeks a bump in popularity.
    George also sets a new president,,
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  4. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    But they do serve our country.
     
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  5. Bama Samurai

    Bama Samurai with Laser-like Focus

    Actually he probably did, he was the ninth president of the United States. He was the first under our current constitution. The first eight served under the original Articles of Confederation and are largely lost to history.
     
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  6. Paul Turner

    Paul Turner outside the quote(s) now

    The 9th POTUS was Bill Hank(William Henry)Harrison. Doesn't that mean Bill set the President?
     
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  7. Paul Turner

    Paul Turner outside the quote(s) now

    well, in THAT regard(the poster message)_he certainly set a President.
     
  8. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    What's the difference between swine flu & bird flu?

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    For swine flu, you use oink-ment and for bird flu, you use tweet-ment.[\spoiler]
     
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  9. Erik Redd

    Erik Redd Lizabeth, baby, I'm comin' to join ya.

    :angry032:
     
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  10. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    That's just cuckoo.
     
  11. swarden43

    swarden43 "It's your shave. Enjoy it your way."©

    Careful. Don't want to ruffle her feathers .
     
  12. PickledNorthern

    PickledNorthern Fabulous, the unicorn

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  13. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    I should be OK so long as nothing sticks in her craw.
     
  14. PickledNorthern

    PickledNorthern Fabulous, the unicorn

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  15. Paul Turner

    Paul Turner outside the quote(s) now

    There's a part of me that wonders if bird flu was a made-up disease, playing on "bird flew". I do hope I'm wrong here.
     
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  16. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    Sadly, it's not. In fact, bird flu is rather virulent.
     
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  17. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

  18. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

  19. Erik Redd

    Erik Redd Lizabeth, baby, I'm comin' to join ya.

  20. Paul Turner

    Paul Turner outside the quote(s) now

    always wondered where "poached hubcaps" began
     
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