Non sequitur thread

Discussion in 'Clean Jokes' started by gorgo2, Jan 21, 2017.

  1. gorgo2

    gorgo2 geezerhood

    Only one rule: posts may be stand-alone, or if they refer to an earlier post they must be logically disconnected from it. If you can keep it clean and keep it absurd, feel free to take to this discussion like a duck to a positron collider.
     
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  2. mrchick

    mrchick Odd, Terrible Avatar

    Great post, all of your posts must be great.
     
  3. gorgo2

    gorgo2 geezerhood

    Well done!
     
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  4. CarlfromMO

    CarlfromMO Well-Known Member

    I'm not sure what you want with this thread, but I think you are telling me I need a nap.
     
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  5. '65 G-Slim

    '65 G-Slim Well-Known Member

    I got the rest of the leaves up, picked up three half-pound bags of whole bean, my Bulgarian blades came in, and I've got about two dozen assorted LifeSavers on my desk staring at me. Time for a movie, I think.

    Life is good.
     
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  6. gorgo2

    gorgo2 geezerhood

    Reno PD on line 1.
     
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  7. gorgo2

    gorgo2 geezerhood

    Nietzsche said, out of chaos comes order.
     
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  8. HolyRollah

    HolyRollah BaconLord

    Nitschke said, "I'm not a madman."

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  9. CarlfromMO

    CarlfromMO Well-Known Member

    Well if that's how this game is played, I'm going to make me a sandwich. I need an oil change with that.
     
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  10. Dzia Dzia

    Dzia Dzia Entitled to whine

    Actually some posts are corny...
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    ... Don
     
  11. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    For the win (before @Sara-s gets here!) :

    ...like the time I caught the ferry over to Shelbyville. I needed a new heel for my shoe, so, I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on ‘em. “Give me five bees for a quarter,” you’d say. Now where were we? Oh yeah – the important thing was I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time. They didn’t have white onions because of the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones…"
     
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  12. CarlfromMO

    CarlfromMO Well-Known Member

    Nobody goes to Shelbyville anymore, it's too crowded.
     
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  13. gorgo2

    gorgo2 geezerhood

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    wristwatchb wristwatch "danger" b

  15. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    :( sad but true.

    But, we do have 20 different words for "kicked your butt in a swimming race." ;)
     
  16. PLANofMAN

    PLANofMAN Eccentric Razor Collector Staff Member

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  17. wristwatchb

    wristwatchb wristwatch "danger" b

    Chili is good food. Babies need good food to grow. You should feed babies chili.
     
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  18. RyX

    RyX DoH!

    A non sequitur resembles certain facets of surrealism.
    Tribes of primitve hunters, with rhinestone codpieces rampant should build pyramids of Chevy engines covered in butterscotch syrup to exalt the diastolic, ineffable, scintillated and cacophonous salamander of truth which slimes and distracts from each and every orifice of the holy refrigerator, Sears be its brand.
     
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  19. Jim99

    Jim99 Gold Water Shaver

  20. gorgo2

    gorgo2 geezerhood

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    Bert wonders how many minutes per ounce.
     
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