Never look clean shaven

Discussion in 'Shave School' started by Flintstone, Feb 19, 2017.

  1. Flintstone

    Flintstone New Member

    Hi all. Hoping to get guidance/advice. No matter what I do I always have the appearance of stubble. I have dark hair and light skin and even when my face feels completely smooth when rubbing against the grain, I still look poorly shaven and messy. Am I doomed to look sloppy my whole life?

    Thanks,
    Homer Flintstone
     
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  2. stingraysrock

    stingraysrock PIF'd away his custom title

  3. david of central florida

    david of central florida Rhubarb Rubber

    I dont have or know of a cure for blue face, a beard maybe? I think as long as your smooth and comfy, you've done what you can.
     
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  4. Demidog

    Demidog Well-Known Member

    As stingraysrock mentioned, your only option at this point is laser hair removal. I have the same problem and I've sort of just accepted it. It's genetics.

    This is pretty much me after shaving:
     
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  5. Primotenore

    Primotenore missed opera tunity

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    I think it's manly. :scared003:
    Some use the term hirsute. ;)
     
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  6. Tdmsu

    Tdmsu Well-Known Member

    I have the same skin and hair combo. I just go by how my face feels. It certainly looks better than if I didn't shave.
     
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  7. crackstar

    crackstar Israeli Ambassador to TSD

    I'm very olive-skinned with a tough, dark beard. Unless I do a three-pass or more shave I also look like I still have a shadow. I still feel very smooth after I'm finished shaving but it takes me more than two passes to get rid of that shadow.
     
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  8. RetLEO-07

    RetLEO-07 likes his penguin deep fried, with pink sparkles

    I second the above. At 0645 I'm as smooth as I can make myself. At 1500 I could probably go again if I wanted to. You can't fight DNA no matter how sharp the steel!
     
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  9. swarden43

    swarden43 "It's your shave. Enjoy it your way."©

    Sorry, you can't change genetics.
     
  10. PickledNorthern

    PickledNorthern Fabulous, the unicorn

    By the end of winter, when I haven't seen the sun in six months, my skin looks like the belly of a whitefish. I can be shaved as smooth as glass, and still see stubble under the skin. I don't lose any sleep over it. In a few hours I just need another shave anyway.
     
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  11. gorgo2

    gorgo2 geezerhood

    A light tan talc, like men used to use post-shave, might help. I have some but would never use it on my own face the way they did, but then I don't need to (not heavily bearded). Plus it wouldn't last long.
     
  12. stingraysrock

    stingraysrock PIF'd away his custom title

    You, my friend, need the veg, with instant tan!

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  13. RetLEO-07

    RetLEO-07 likes his penguin deep fried, with pink sparkles

    OMG, IT's MUTATED. RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!
     
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  14. swarden43

    swarden43 "It's your shave. Enjoy it your way."©

    :happy102::happy097:
     
  15. cmorris357

    cmorris357 catching flies.........

    I'm not sure radiation burns count as a tan.
     
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  16. Norcalnewb

    Norcalnewb Magnanimous Moos

    Does the "Won't come off with ordinary washing" refer to the tan or the scent?

    Welcome to TSD @Flintstone!
     
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  17. PickledNorthern

    PickledNorthern Fabulous, the unicorn

  18. cmorris357

    cmorris357 catching flies.........

    Must be the tan. The scent won't even come off with extraordinary washing.
     
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  19. RetLEO-07

    RetLEO-07 likes his penguin deep fried, with pink sparkles

    Did you try a bucket of sand and a scrub brush?
     
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  20. cmorris357

    cmorris357 catching flies.........

    No, but bleach and a pressure washer didn't help.
     
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