Oops..Pardon the Pun..or Not...

good one Jim-let me say that was full circle.

 

Sounds funny all right, but I never did take cheMISTERY.

 

That's one count of a salt and one count of telling me you'll be dead before I catch you

 

I have finally found out what is wrong with my brain. On the left side nothing is right and on the right side nothing is left.

 

Sorry I was rushin' with this one..

 

Meanwhile in Canadia

A Recent Study of Crow Road Kills in Alberta

A recent AB Govt. study, has found over 200 dead crows near Calgary, Alberta and there was concern that they may have died from the Avian Flu virus. A Bird Pathologist examined the remains of all the crows, and he confirmed the problem was definitely NOT Avian Flu, to everyone's relief.

However, he was also able to determine that 98% of the crows had been killed by impact with large trucks, and only 2% were killed by car impact. The Provincial Government hired an Ornithological Behaviorist from Toronto to determine the disproportionate percentages for the large truck versus car kills.

The Ornithological Behaviorist determined the cause in short order.

When crows eat road kill, they always set-up a look-out crow in a nearby tree to warn of impending danger.

His conclusion was that: The lookout crow could say "Cah," but could not say, "Truck."

 

That baby could pass for here in Bostonia, too, as a double pun.

 

What goes up must come down...except for paper, because that's stationery.

 

Seems Roy Rogers was camping out on an overnight hunting trip and a cougar snuck into his camp and proceeded to gnaw on Roy's brand new boots. Roy woke up and scared the cougar off, but his boots were wrecked. A couple days later he went out hunting and shot that cougar dead. As he was coming back into his ranch with the cougar draped over his horse, Dale Evens called out......















"Pardon me Roy, is that the cat that chewed your new shoes?"

 

Just tapin' along..

 

Surely, this is a joke. Monopoly is introducing some new pieces. Can you believe it?