Non sequitur thread

Discussion in 'Clean Jokes' started by gorgo2, Jan 21, 2017.

  1. Paul Turner

    Paul Turner outside the quote(s) now

    I think "on the other hand" is getting old.
     
  2. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    This may help.

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  3. Paul Turner

    Paul Turner outside the quote(s) now

    I guess that earns a too-shay for Dr. Gem.
     
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  4. Herm2502

    Herm2502 off to elf practice

    Sorta like I'm too light for my weight.

    HERM
     
  5. Bama Samurai

    Bama Samurai with Laser-like Focus

    It's OK, we went to different high schools together.
     
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  6. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    They go together like rama lama lama dingity dingty dong.
     
  7. Herm2502

    Herm2502 off to elf practice

    Twin sons of different mothers.

    HERM
     
  8. Bama Samurai

    Bama Samurai with Laser-like Focus

    One lump or two?
     
  9. macaronus

    macaronus Sir Nice-a-Lot

    Green, please.
     
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  10. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    Duck season
     
  11. Herm2502

    Herm2502 off to elf practice

    Duck? Did you throw something?

    HERM
     
  12. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    The French Revolution was neither French nor a revolution. Discuss./coffee talk
     
  13. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    Sisters from different misters.
     
  14. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    How about a sistah who is a mistah.

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    (Flip Wilson as Geraldine Jones)
     
  15. Bama Samurai

    Bama Samurai with Laser-like Focus

    In light of recent developments, we must not get it twisted.
     
  16. swarden43

    swarden43 "It's your shave. Enjoy it your way."©

    And if it is, beware Killer.
     
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  17. gorgo2

    gorgo2 geezerhood

    I can sympathize. I don't much care for spiders either.
     
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  18. gorgo2

    gorgo2 geezerhood

    Agoraphobia is a "thing" now, I hear.
     
  19. Bama Samurai

    Bama Samurai with Laser-like Focus

    Ready-to-wear collections never did hold great appeal.
     
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  20. gorgo2

    gorgo2 geezerhood

    I don't shave with the grain, I have a wheat allergy.
     
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