Non sequitur thread

Only if the monkey gets an early start

 

What is the speed of dark?

 

Lee Harvey Oswald.

 

The converse of the speed of light.

 

What if the monkey ate an ice cream cone while kicking the seeds out of the dill pickle?

 

Thirty days hath September, April, June, and plaid.

 

I thought Plaid came after Warp Nine. The scientists on Spaceballs wouldn't have lied about that, would they?

 

It was LBJ did that from the car in front.

 

I've been studying the assassination for years-and that is no "clean joke".

 

More beans, Mr. Taggart?

 

The opposite of gravity is levity.

 

No, thanks. Just had a bar of soap.

 

So.... bubble butt?

 

Nice!
Just glad I didn't have a mouthful of coffee when I read that!

 

Charcoal burning everywhere.

 

Would be easier to believe, were the data not falsified....

 

But and still, Worcestershire sauce isn't the best perfume.

 

Scented toilet paper, the irony.

 

Great song by The Monkeys.