In springtime, it;'s nice to do a carwash, mainly to knock off all that pollen, but the next day it most likely will come right back.
Murphy's Laws of Policework: "If a cop swings a baton in a fight he will hit other cops more often than he will hit the bad guys he swings at." Been there, felt that.
Another gem from Mr. Murphy: "If you know someone who tortures animals and wets the bed, he's either a serial killer or works for Internal Affairs".
The probability of someone watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your actions. (no one will ever see your moments of brilliance)
When the telephone operator leaves the switchboard on night mode, all the calls land only on your desk.