LOL Cats, Demotivationals, etc.

Discussion in 'Clean Jokes' started by richgem, Jun 18, 2012.

  1. Slipperyjoe

    Slipperyjoe Rusty Metal Tetanus

    Think he's starting out on the stash..:lyrtuy5::shaver
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  2. Erik Redd

    Erik Redd Lizabeth, baby, I'm comin' to join ya.

    It looks more like a French-Canadian kiss.
     
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  3. Jayaruh

    Jayaruh The Cackalacky House Pet

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    That sounds aboot right.
     
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  4. wchnu

    wchnu Duck Season!

    Ok you can love your Moosess......just don't LOVE your mooses.
     
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  5. DaltonGang

    DaltonGang Ol' Itchy Whiskers

    Am I the only one who sees the moose has a "Woody"???
     
  6. americanshamrock

    americanshamrock Let's Make a Deal! Staff Member

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  7. DaltonGang

    DaltonGang Ol' Itchy Whiskers


    They sure are cute when young, but nasty when adults.
     
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  8. Enrico

    Enrico Popcorn

    I grew up in the country, so saw them quite a lot Though my wife from suburbia, had never seen one. One morning she was taking out some trash and saw one eating the kick out from the bird feeder. She came back in, in a hurry claiming there was a big ugly animal under the picnic table. I told her what it was and the worst thing about them was their looks and that it would go away after getting its fill of bird seed. Years later she still remembers it by saying "Do you remember that ugly animal ...." :happy097:
     
  9. RyX

    RyX DoH!

    Friend of mine is a tree surgeon. On a job cutting down an old dead tree when the momma critter got killed. He knew I let my kids have odd pets, so we took in a dozen or so baby possums. Bottle fed them canned cat milk and played with them. Until they started biting. Did you know there are possum rescue organizations? My kids waved good bye (with bandaids on their fingers) and off to the country they went.
     
  10. Bookworm

    Bookworm Well-Known Member

    Urgh. That brings back NASTY memories. They are NOT nice animals, young or old. Ones this size give NASTY bites, and the older ones will too if you let them. They're also next to impossible to kill - it just about takes heavy artillery or cutlery as made on Forged In Fire. (If they end up in your attic or similar, you can't just throw them out - they -will- find a way back in. They're more destructive than raccoons sometimes. Drowning is about the only "easy" way to do it. )
     
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  11. Bookworm

    Bookworm Well-Known Member

    This reminds me of the joke.

    Q: Do you know what Moosehead is?
    Answer below (open)


    A: Well, in Canada, it's a beer. In Wyoming, it's a misdemeanour.
     
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  12. cmorris357

    cmorris357 catching flies.........

    When my daughter was about 4, I was buckling her up in her car seat, when she said, Daddy, that skunk smiled at me. I asked her what skunk, and she said the one in the garbage can. I walked back to the can, and there was a large angry possum hissing at me. I drug the can out of the garage, dumped him out, and sent him on his way. He kept looking back at me, but he wasn't smiling.
     
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  13. Slipperyjoe

    Slipperyjoe Rusty Metal Tetanus

    Ah Moosehead lager..:eatdrink047: They're misdemeaning out on a good thing in Wyoming..:eatdrink013:
     
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  14. americanshamrock

    americanshamrock Let's Make a Deal! Staff Member

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  15. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

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  16. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    Given the amount of facial hair, which one is the French woman? :eek:
     
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  17. Slipperyjoe

    Slipperyjoe Rusty Metal Tetanus

    Behold..Moosinator!:git::eek::greet002:
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  18. Enrico

    Enrico Popcorn

  19. jeraldgordon

    jeraldgordon TSD's Mascot

    I almost spewed my coffee! “Contains no buttholes” Ha!
     
  20. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    Who'd of thought that a shaving board could be responsible for so many (potentially) ruined keyboards. :rofl:
     
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