I started using Fuzzy many moons ago here at TSD. Long story but simple version is a Nephew use to call me Fuzzy Bunny.
I recently e-mailed a friend about a family relative issue I'm dealing with. I said "Well, the short of it is......" and proceded to tell him the whole blow-by-blow situation!
The current trend is to use the term "TL;DR" - Too Long, Didn't Read. So you give the whole story , but at the top or bottom of the note you say a short version. Top for courtesy, bottom for comedic effect.
I went with top, but now that I think of it, I should have said "To make a long story short". because after saying "The short of it is" he might have been thinking "The short of WHAT?"
I'm wondering if you guys give out day passes or short-term memberships of any kind. I have a puck of "Barbus" on deck for tomorrow which benefits from a little pre-shave.... umm... moisture infusion....