Oops..Pardon the Pun..or Not...

But, isn't it all much a dough about muffin?

 

I'm sure if leavened alone he'll rise to the occasion...

 

I doughn't think that was funny, but I loaved this...

 

Huh. Penguins don't usually go nuts over bananas. And banana bread just isn't a-peal-ing in the least.

 

But speaking of animals, I wonder if they use collie flour at the dog biscuit factory.

 

I've never read so many many flat bread puns. If someone would just toss in a chemistry pun, we'd have a beaker's dozen!

 

I think you are barking up the wrong tree. Did you get your information from a Lab report?

 

Man, all I can do is rye to raisin to your level of buns. But it's hard to raise above the flour level...

 

You folks really know how to roll with the pun-ches.

 

there ain't no loaf ers here

 

Any way you slice it, the buns here aren't stale or crumby. This deserves a toast!

 

This thread rolls along, and I never tire of it. In fact, I think it may even be gaining traction. On balance, it's been a Goodyear for puns.

 

Now you know the "collie flour ear" can hear sounds humans simply can't "bear" to hear!

 

However in the end it simply boils down to the "bear, I mean, bare necessities!"

 

Won't the bare necessities get cold?

 

With that much fur?!

 

That's just fur fun!

 

<sigh> The trouble with Tribbles.... (or was that Shatner's toupee?)

 

Is there a difference?