I had weird dreams last night and woke up a little groggy. I went in the bathroom to brush my teeth and thought the toothpaste tasted odd. I put Proraso Sandalwood cream on the brush instead of Sensodyne. It actually didn't taste too bad.
Could have been worse. Could have been Preperation H. Then you would have had to drink your breakfast through a straw.
If you think that's funny, I once mistook my Aqua Velva for mouthwash when I first moved here to Canada! lollllll
Actually I read somewhere that one of the common aftershaves (I forget which... Maybe Aqua Velva or Skin Bracer?) was actually originally created as a mouthwash.
AV was an aftershave that some used as a mouthwash and as drinking alcohol during its first formula (esp during Prohibition). http://theshaveden.com/forums/threads/smelling-like-a-dad.36606/page-3#post-647493