Fashion-wise, the only things I own that I'd guess are even remotely hip (and almost certainly aren't) are two fedoras, which I find more practical and efficient than ball caps (and better looking on older men, imo), a pair of brown leather Chuck Taylors I got from Sportsman's Guide ten years ago, and exactly one pair of jeans, Levis I found at Goodwill. Oh, and a pair of black horn rims because they were the cheapest thing the eye doc had. And...that's it. Is it hip to be square? If so, I'm very hip. Oh no...I've been infected.
You can hardly call it "unsolicited" since you've written out what you think for everyone to read. Did you think no one would be critical of your opinion? That seems a bit overweening, doesn't it?
Hilarious! I'm new to the site, and this is just what I needed. I wanted a vintage Old Spice mug and went to a vintage store here in Seattle (one of the Hipster Headquarters cities in America). I found my mug, but had to plow through acres of ironic hipsters to get to it. I tried to buy my 1964-78 edition mug ironically, but being 51 with a white beard wrecked it. Thanks for the laugh!
