What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhinoceros?

Discussion in 'Clean Jokes' started by F4ucorsairplane, May 21, 2015.

  1. Elephino!
     
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  2. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    what does an elephant get when he sits on a marshmellow?

    A mushy tushy.
     
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  3. Omaney

    Omaney Well-Known Member

    You're both making me sad.
     
  4. PLANofMAN

    PLANofMAN Eccentric Razor Collector Staff Member

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  5. Rufus T.

    Rufus T. Late for dinner

    Hmmm...

    ...here's an elephant joke....
     
  6. Rufus T.

    Rufus T. Late for dinner

    What do you get when you cross an elephant with peanut butter?
     
  7. Rufus T.

    Rufus T. Late for dinner

    Peanut butter that never forgets...


    Or,


    An elephant that sticks to the roof of your mouth!
     
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  8. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    Q: What did the grape say when the Rhinoceros stood on it?

    A: Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
     
  9. Rufus T.

    Rufus T. Late for dinner


    :signs011: :happy096:
     
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  10. wristwatchb

    wristwatchb wristwatch "danger" b

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  11. Rufus T.

    Rufus T. Late for dinner

    ...and he took that setup pitch and knocked it out of the park!

    "Irrelevant? Last night I shot a relephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas I'll never know!"
    - G. Marx
     
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  12. macaronus

    macaronus Sir Nice-a-Lot

    Love the Marx brothers! Call me a Marxist! ;)
     
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  13. poppi

    poppi Well-Known Member

    Why did the elephant put straw on her head?

    She heard blondes have more fun.
     
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  14. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    Why do ducks have flat feet?
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    To stamp out fforest fires.


    Why do elephants have flat feet?
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    To stamp out burning ducks.
     
  15. Rufus T.

    Rufus T. Late for dinner

    A classic!
     
  16. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    last time I went to the zoo, a rhino try to charge me.

    I told him to take a hike, I wasn't going to pay twice.
     

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