Q: What did the grape say when the Rhinoceros stood on it? A: Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
...and he took that setup pitch and knocked it out of the park! "Irrelevant? Last night I shot a relephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas I'll never know!" - G. Marx
Why do ducks have flat feet? Spoiler (Move your mouse to the spoiler area to reveal the content) Show Spoiler Hide Spoiler To stamp out fforest fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? Spoiler (Move your mouse to the spoiler area to reveal the content) Show Spoiler Hide Spoiler To stamp out burning ducks.
last time I went to the zoo, a rhino try to charge me. I told him to take a hike, I wasn't going to pay twice.