Ah..fresh brisket!... The freshest this side of the Mississippi. :pot:
An 80 yr old lady was marrying for the 4th time, newspaper asked if she would mind talking about her first 3 husbands & what they did for a...
Osama Bin Laden has been killed.
I thought, since there's quite a few of us Android fans/fanatics/users, whatever, that instead of spreading bits of info here and there...
Two rednecks hired a pilot to fly them to Canada to hunt moose. They each bagged two moose. As they started loading the plane for the return trip...
A guy makes a rolling stop at a stop sign, and gets pulled over by a local policeman. Guy hands the cop his driver's license, insurance...
Okay, just a dumb poll, but may be fun: Imagine yourself holding up the pants/shorts you are going to wear for the day. You position the garment...
Mike (NoobShaver) hits 2,000 posts! :happy036 (and it's not full of smilie and +1's like me! :D) :happy096 Congrats! :signs107...
Two men walking down the street witness a dog licking its privates. One man says, "Boy, I wish I could do that." His friend responds, "You'd...
Whats going on in the car forums... Bentley Forums - - - I used the ashtray today. How do I replace it? BMW Forums - - - What ARE these...
An Irishman, a Mexican and an Arkansan were doing construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building. They were eating lunch and...
Quick poll: When masticating baked potatoes, how many of you usually eat the skin, and how many leave it?
There were once two people on a train, a scientist and a poet, who were riding in the same compartment. They had never met before,...
When Uncle Charlie died of old age, Bill was bequeathed his uncle's prized Amazon parrot. This parrot was fully grown -- with a...
One day an out of work mime is visiting the zoo and attempts to earn some money as a street performer. He doesn't do too well,...
A group of passengers were lying around the swimming pool of their cruise ship and occasionally each of them would leap into the...
Five rules for men to follow for a happy life 1. It's important to have a woman, who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, cleans...
Two elderly women were out driving in a large car both could barely see over the dashboard. As they were cruising along, they came to an...
One evening a family brings their frail, elderly mother to a nursing home and leaves her, hoping she will be well cared for. The...
Two guys, one old and one young, are pushing their carts around Home Depot when they collide. The old guy says to the young guy, "Sorry...
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