Are you old?

3-year-old to @Bama Samurai : "Yes, excellent question. Let me proceed by informing you that I............."

 

Works for Fat and Ugly as well. They'll tell you.

 

we must educate these 3-year olds t o be like dignified adults, that's what I'm talkinabout.

 

I always feel old when I run into Grateful Dead fans who were born after Jerry died.

 

Ha,ha,ha...You guys are killing me ovah hee yah!

I remember Sean Connery said someone told him, "You know you are only as old as you feel." and Sir Sean turned to his wife and said, "Well then...I guess that makes me about three or four..."

 

Right....now who is in charge of picking yours?

 

Yeah but.....even at 16 you think 30 is ancient!

I remember as a kid...who really loved his grandma....I wanted to help her as much as I could, because she was sooo old!

Now I see photos of us together when I was a kid and she was not old and cute...

 

I knew I felt old when I announced that if I ever played tennis again and couldn't reach a shot by my opponent, it's his point automatically.

 

During class...

Herm

 

23 year old rookie cop
being called "sir" on radio runs by people that were old enough to be my parents

 

Hahahaha

 

I fell down at the beach once no one laughed or panicked but some animal rights activists tried to throw me in the water so weird.


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Our kids still think your life is over once you reach 50 ... we keep trying to prove them otherwise lol.
(which mainly fills them with horror ... "at your age!?" )

50 is the new 30 Finally time to grow up (a bit).

 

There was a Peanuts cartoon, with Linus asking Charlie Brown "Who wants to be 9"?

 

Not old, just well seasoned

 

Ouch!

 

One of these time they won't let you leave.

 

I was called a young guy yesterday

(Okay, by a 75 years old gentleman ...)

 

Did he have his glasses on?