Elephant jokes

Discussion in 'Clean Jokes' started by Sara-s, Aug 10, 2016.

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  1. Paul Turner

    Paul Turner outside the quote(s) now

    easy.....pick the toy thing off the rack and put it in
     
    Paul Turner, Apr 8, 2017
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  2. Bama Samurai

    Bama Samurai with Laser-like Focus

    Nope.

    The answer is simple. Take the "S" out of safe, and the "F" out of way.
     
    Bama Samurai, Apr 8, 2017
    #42
  3. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    Why are elephants so wrinkly?

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    Ever try to iron one?
     
    Sara-s, Feb 18, 2022
    #43
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  4. Paul Turner

    Paul Turner outside the quote(s) now

    Webster's shows there is no "F" in the word "way".
     
    Paul Turner, Feb 18, 2022
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  5. Bama Samurai

    Bama Samurai with Laser-like Focus

    There's no F in Way

    Is the answer

    Sent from my motorola edge plus using Tapatalk
     
    Bama Samurai, Feb 22, 2022
    #45
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  6. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    How does an elephant play the piano?

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    Badly.
     
    Sara-s, Apr 8, 2022
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  7. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    <groan>
     
    richgem, Apr 8, 2022
    #47
  8. PLANofMAN

    PLANofMAN Eccentric Razor Collector Staff Member

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    What's as large as an elephant, but weighs nothing at all?

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    it's shadow.
     
    PLANofMAN, Apr 8, 2022
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  9. Paul Turner

    Paul Turner outside the quote(s) now

    I'll match your "groan" and add a "yeowww"
     
    Paul Turner, Apr 8, 2022
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  10. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    Why do elephants wear green caps?
     
    Sara-s, Apr 26, 2022
    #50
  11. Paul Turner

    Paul Turner outside the quote(s) now

    It encourages them to go fasster-I dunno.
     
    Paul Turner, Apr 26, 2022
    #51
  12. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    Nope
     
    Sara-s, Apr 26, 2022
    #52
  13. John Beeman

    John Beeman Little chicken in hot water

    Helps them hide in the yard
     
    John Beeman, Apr 26, 2022
    #53
  14. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    Closer
     
    Sara-s, Apr 26, 2022
    #54
  15. Paul Turner

    Paul Turner outside the quote(s) now

    Aaah, I dunno.....protects their head from the rain?
     
    Paul Turner, Apr 26, 2022
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  16. Paul Turner

    Paul Turner outside the quote(s) now

    I was going to say "An Elephant animal cracker, but that probably ways a few micropounds.
     
    Paul Turner, Apr 26, 2022
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  17. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

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    To sneak across pool tables.
     
    Sara-s, Apr 27, 2022
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  18. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    Did you hear about the incident with the Elephant at the pool?

    He lost his trunks.
     
    richgem, Jun 12, 2022
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