haiku

Discussion in 'The Chatterbox' started by gorgo2, Mar 25, 2017.

  1. Jayaruh

    Jayaruh The Cackalacky House Pet

    Supporting Vendor
    Of course, it was you.
    Who else would use only yos.
    You beat me to it.
     
  2. Bama Samurai

    Bama Samurai with Laser-like Focus

    Ha ha ha ha ha.
    Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
    Ha ha ha ha ha!!!
     
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  3. RyX

    RyX DoH!

    Iambic pentameter?

     
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  4. Bama Samurai

    Bama Samurai with Laser-like Focus

    Actually haiku,
    Iambic pentameter
    Was most coincidental.
     
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  5. Screwtape

    Screwtape A Shaving Butterfly

    To a dropped straight razor:

    Feet with five toes walk
    On the sands so white and hot,
    Then comes one with four.
     
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  6. Screwtape

    Screwtape A Shaving Butterfly

    Gillette, Schick and Gem -
    Many vintage razor types.
    Try to use them all.
     
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  7. Paul Turner

    Paul Turner outside the quote(s) now

    Cinnamon is good
    To put in a cup of Joe
    When the Joe is black.
     
  8. Paul Turner

    Paul Turner outside the quote(s) now

    Looks like you had fun
    Reading what @Jayaruh said
    Y'know, I did too
     
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  9. Bama Samurai

    Bama Samurai with Laser-like Focus

    With airline WiFi
    Haiku keeps on coming out
    Six miles in the sky
     
  10. gzp

    gzp Well-Known Member

    One pass, two pass, three
    All smooth but moments later
    Whack-a-mole stubble
     
  11. Bama Samurai

    Bama Samurai with Laser-like Focus

    Back on the prairie
    In the sun is where I dwell,
    Breezes cool and dry
     
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  12. Paul Turner

    Paul Turner outside the quote(s) now

    How can I top THAT?
    (Reaching in my bag of prose)
    Nope-just can't do it.
     
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  13. Bama Samurai

    Bama Samurai with Laser-like Focus



    Five nice easy sounds
    Seven middle syllables
    Another five sounds
     
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  14. Paul Turner

    Paul Turner outside the quote(s) now

    Although this is a
    popular thread no question
    so is the thread YO
     
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  15. RyX

    RyX DoH!

    Thirty fifth post here.
    Yo's near seventeen hundred.
    Go! Haiku, go! Yo!
     
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  16. Bama Samurai

    Bama Samurai with Laser-like Focus

    I support Haiku
    Word puzzles are fun mind game
    I like them a lot
     
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  17. Bama Samurai

    Bama Samurai with Laser-like Focus

    Blades don't matter much
    Angle is to be kept shallow
    Or it hurts your face
     
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  18. RyX

    RyX DoH!

    New to wet shaving?
    Blood on Steel, Rite of Passage.
    Have a cookie Sir!
     
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  19. Bama Samurai

    Bama Samurai with Laser-like Focus

    Come join in the fun
    Technique will improve razors
    Thirty Day Rule method
     
    Last edited: Mar 30, 2017
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  20. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    My mom is 80.
    Celebrated her birthday.
    She had a good time.
     
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