"Horrible Soap PIF" - Received it, tried it. Here's the review

Discussion in 'Shave Soaps' started by Darkbulb, Sep 19, 2014.

  1. Darkbulb

    Darkbulb Cookie Hoarder

    A couple of weeks ago I was the only person entering into a PIF by our very own @fram773 where he PIF'd away a, in his own words, "horrible soap".
    So, expectations for this soap was set a couple of inches below sea level.

    What it may look like if you buy it new:
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    The official description of this soap reads:
    "A rich, lathering Shave Soap with Patchouli to rehydrate and soothe the skin.
    Lavandin to soften and stiffen bristles for a closer and smoother shave.
    Fragranced with Scottish Fine Soap's Classic Male Grooming Signature Cologne"


    I mean, that sounds great right? What can go wrong?

    Ok, let's get to it... review time!

    Scent
    5/10:

    Smelling the puck I really didn't pick up on a lot of scent. It kind of just smelled like soap. Maybe a bit of Lavender..but I may be imagining it. No offensive scent at all - just a bit generic.

    When lathering up what scent was there in the beginning was hardly noticeable anymore.

    Lather Part I:
    7/10:

    I pull out my Robert Becker Scuttle and get to work building some lather.
    (If it matters, I have very soft water).
    I notice I have to add more water than normal to make things happen...quite a bit more.
    After about 90 seconds I have managed to build what I think is some decent lather:
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    I apply it for my first pass and it actually doesn't feel half-bad. It's pretty thick and seems like it may perform rather well. I even wait for a minute to see if I can see any of it dissipating but the lather seems to have good lasting power. Maybe this isn't a horrible soap after all!

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    Performance
    6/10:

    Razor of the day is my Gillette Slim set to 8 w/ an Astra SP blade in it.
    First pass, WTG, is not bad. I do feel a lack in glide and protection though. It's a passable shave but not up to par with say Cella, 3P or most Stirling soaps.

    Lather Part II:
    4/10

    What happens next is a bit of a surprise.
    I use the remaining lather from the brush, there appears to be plenty, but the lather I am getting this time is thin and even trying to do some face lathering I fail to build a good lather for the second pass.
    Odd.
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    Looking at a close-up of my lather I think I may see why - there are a lot of air in the lather and that may well have affected the lather on the brush in a way that by the time I was done with the first pass the 'perceived volume' had disspitated.
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    Conclusion:
    Is it a 'horrible soap'?
    I'm not quite sure. I don't think it's a great soap.
    Taking the lackluster scent and the performance into consideration I'd be tempted to give it an overall score of 5/10.
    So middle of the road. I'll give it another try in a week or so...

    Thanks @fram773 :)
     
    Last edited: Sep 19, 2014
  2. fram773

    fram773 Well-Known Member

    It is the second worst soap I have tried- after an amateur soap I tried that I bought on eBay. I could not get rid of the airiness at all. I have read the posts on B&B where people say to add more water. It seems counter intuitive to add more water but it does lose its airiness and appears to be thick and peaky but it is merely an illusion. It is still nothing but air. No amount of work seemed to solve this. I am one of the people that find MWF easy to lather but this soap really stumped me.
     
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  3. HolyRollah

    HolyRollah BaconLord

    Those are similar issues I experience with the Stirling. Maybe its the über-soft NorCal water….;)
     
  4. Darkbulb

    Darkbulb Cookie Hoarder

    No that must be purely personal issues - I have no problem lathering Stirling :D
     
  5. Mr. Shaverman

    Mr. Shaverman Well-Known Member

    Good pics, they really accentuate how bad it is.
     
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  6. entropy1049

    entropy1049 Well-Known Member

    But on the bright side, really nice packaging.






    Trying to make lemonade here...
     
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  7. Darkbulb

    Darkbulb Cookie Hoarder

    I did try this soap again... with, unfortunately, the exact same result.
     
  8. Mr. Shaverman

    Mr. Shaverman Well-Known Member

    If you send it to me, I'll give it a shot and post my results. Then I'll send it on to the next patsy. I mean, person who may want to see if they can get it to work.
     
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  9. Darkbulb

    Darkbulb Cookie Hoarder

    I'm actually gonna see if I can get 5-6 undesirable soaps into a small flatbox from USPS and do to a PIF about it.
    Why one bad soap when you can get 5?
     
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  10. Mr. Shaverman

    Mr. Shaverman Well-Known Member

    Instead of a PIF how about a pass around box like we're talking about with the Yuma razors?
     
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  11. Darkbulb

    Darkbulb Cookie Hoarder

    Interesting. Well, as long as it never comes back to me. :)
     
  12. Mr. Shaverman

    Mr. Shaverman Well-Known Member

    LOL Maybe it can keep going until no one's interested anymore and the last person's stuck with it?
     
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  13. dfoulk

    dfoulk Active Member

    I've never tried that soap in particular but I've tried enough bad soaps to have no desire to pay to ship that thing around.
    It would probably make a great shower soap though, just to use it up.

    It sure was packaged up nicely though. I would have thought it would be a high quality expensive soap in looking at it.
     
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