Wow, the great thinking and contemplation that goes on here is amazing! All these years and I never wondered...
Rich, the walrus will be sending you a bill for 200 herring for you and your friend Tarzan using him in the photo op. That is the problem!
A devout eskimo lost his favorite Bible while he was ice fishing. Three weeks later, a baby penguin waddles up to him carrying the Bible in its mouth. The eskimo couldn't believe his eyes. He took the precious book out of the bird's mouth, raised his eyes heavenward and exclaimed, "It's a miracle!" "Not really," said the baby penguin. "Your name is written inside the cover."