If Tarzan had been raised by penguins...

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  1. Jayaruh

    Jayaruh The Cackalacky House Pet

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    Nice tux.
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  2. Radiotube

    Radiotube RADInOverdrive

    I always like Bizarro comics...

    I never understood how Tarzan didn't have a full beard.

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  3. Jayaruh

    Jayaruh The Cackalacky House Pet

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    I enjoy hunting the icons he hides in his cartoons.
     
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  4. Slipperyjoe

    Slipperyjoe Rusty Metal Tetanus

    He shaves with one of these..
     
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  5. Darkbulb

    Darkbulb Cookie Hoarder

    Or if he had been raised by hedgehogs

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  6. Jostalli

    Jostalli Well-Known Member

    Here in Georgia it would have been the possum aka road pizza.
     
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  7. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps


    Soooo... what's the problem? :signs002:
     
  8. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    None, that I can see.
     
  9. Herm2502

    Herm2502 off to elf practice

    Wow, the great thinking and contemplation that goes on here is amazing! All these years and I never wondered...
     
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  10. GDCarrington

    GDCarrington Burma Shave

    Rich, the walrus will be sending you a bill for 200 herring for you and your friend Tarzan using him in the photo op. That is the problem!
     
  11. Erik Redd

    Erik Redd Lizabeth, baby, I'm comin' to join ya.

  12. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    The union rates get worse every year! :( I remember when they were happy just to get the publicity! :angry019:
     
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  13. GDCarrington

    GDCarrington Burma Shave

    Well the walrus community heard that the seals got $175 per photo ops so they upped the rates.
     
  14. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    Man, ever since the incident with Canadian Club on the rocks....
     
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  15. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    A devout eskimo lost his favorite Bible while he was ice fishing. Three weeks later, a baby penguin waddles up to him carrying the Bible in its mouth. The eskimo couldn't believe his eyes. He took the precious book out of the bird's mouth, raised his eyes heavenward and exclaimed, "It's a miracle!" "Not really," said the baby penguin. "Your name is written inside the cover."
     
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  16. Radiotube

    Radiotube RADInOverdrive

    The miracle was that there were penguins in the Arctic...
     
  17. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    Indeed. But it was just the one. He got mixed up at the turn at Albuquerque.
     
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  18. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    Turned right, did he?
     
  19. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    Sadly yes.
     
  20. Erik Redd

    Erik Redd Lizabeth, baby, I'm comin' to join ya.

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