Let's Write Some Limericks

Discussion in 'The Chatterbox' started by wristwatchb, Nov 23, 2017.

  1. wristwatchb

    wristwatchb wristwatch "danger" b

    Tis the season to be merry
    But don't eat the holly berries
    Your tum tum will hurt
     
  2. RyX

    RyX DoH!

    Tis the season to be merry
    But don't eat the holly berries
    Your tum tum will hurt
    Instead have dessert!
     
  3. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    Tis the season to be merry
    But don't eat the holly berries
    Your tum tum will hurt
    Instead have dessert
    Your favorite ice cream with a cherry
     
  4. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    It’s snowing here on the East coast
     
  5. cmorris357

    cmorris357 catching flies.........

    It’s snowing here on the East coast
    and I really don't like to boast
     
  6. Erik Redd

    Erik Redd Lizabeth, baby, I'm comin' to join ya.

    It’s snowing here on the East coast
    and I really don't like to boast
    But I'm warm and dry
     
  7. cmorris357

    cmorris357 catching flies.........

    It’s snowing here on the East coast
    and I really don't like to boast
    But I'm warm and dry
    Bread and milk I did buy
     
  8. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    It’s snowing here on the East coast
    and I really don't like to boast
    But I'm warm and dry
    Bread and milk I did buy
    And so I'll make some french toast.
     
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  9. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    It happened during family game night
     
  10. cmorris357

    cmorris357 catching flies.........

    It happened during family game night
    Aunt Mabel gave us a fright
     
  11. John Beeman

    John Beeman Little chicken in hot water

    It happened during family game night
    Aunt Mabel gave us quite a fright
    She let out a wail
     
  12. RyX

    RyX DoH!

    It happened during family game night
    Aunt Mabel gave us quite a fright
    She let out a wail
    Doffed her hat, a pail
     
  13. cmorris357

    cmorris357 catching flies.........

    It happened during family game night
    Aunt Mabel gave us quite a fright
    She let out a wail
    Doffed her hat, a pail
    And performed an impromptu bullfight
     
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  14. cmorris357

    cmorris357 catching flies.........

    Joe attempted to climb the Matterhorn
     
  15. wristwatchb

    wristwatchb wristwatch "danger" b

    Joe attempted to climb the Matterhorn
    But his knees were a tad bit shopworn
     
  16. Erik Redd

    Erik Redd Lizabeth, baby, I'm comin' to join ya.

    Joe attempted to climb the Matterhorn
    But his knees were a tad bit shopworn
    He slid down on his rear
     
  17. cmorris357

    cmorris357 catching flies.........

    Joe attempted to climb the Matterhorn
    But his knees were a tad bit shopworn
    He slid down on his rear
    While shedding a tear
     
  18. wristwatchb

    wristwatchb wristwatch "danger" b

    Joe attempted to climb the Matterhorn
    But his knees were a tad bit shopworn
    He slid down on his rear
    While shedding a tear
    And gazed upon the summit with scorn
     
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  19. wristwatchb

    wristwatchb wristwatch "danger" b

    Buck's leisure suit set him apart
     
  20. Screwtape

    Screwtape A Shaving Butterfly

    Buck's leisure suit set him apart
    It made Don Cherry's jackets look smart
     

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