Limericks

Discussion in 'The Chatterbox' started by wristwatchb, Nov 23, 2017.

  1. John Beeman

    John Beeman Little chicken in hot water

    TSD's such a fine organization
    It’s one of the best in the nation.
    But then there's @richgem
    What say ye of him?
     
  2. John Beeman

    John Beeman Little chicken in hot water

    The weather is warm on the South Coast
    And someone missed this insightful post
    @BaylorGator's all tanned
    His brushes are fanned
     
  3. cmorris357

    cmorris357 catching flies.........

    @Paul Turner ran out of rise foam
    So to the Walgreens he did roam
     
  4. John Beeman

    John Beeman Little chicken in hot water

    @Paul Turner ran out of rise foam
    So to the Walgreens he did roam
    When he got there
     
  5. Screwtape

    Screwtape A Shaving Butterfly

    @Paul Turner ran out of rise foam
    So to the Walgreens he did roam
    When he got there
    With bare minutes to spare
     
  6. cmorris357

    cmorris357 catching flies.........

    @Paul Turner ran out of rise foam
    So to the Walgreens he did roam
    When he got there
    With bare minutes to spare
    He picked up a comb for his dome
     
    Screwtape, RyX and wristwatchb like this.
  7. cmorris357

    cmorris357 catching flies.........

    My truck needs a new set of brakes
     
  8. Marine68

    Marine68 Well-Known Member

    @Paul Turner ran out of rise foam
    So to the Walgreens he did roam
    When he got there
    With bare minutes to spare
    He picked up a comb for his dome
    He combed and combed until his dome
    Shined like çhrome
     
    RyX and blondblue like this.
  9. BaylorGator

    BaylorGator MISTER Fancypants

    My truck needs a new set of brakes
    But mechanics can make some mistakes
     
  10. blondblue

    blondblue Well-Known Member

    The weather is warm on the South Coast
    And someone missed this insightful post
    @BaylorGator's all tanned
    Just as he planned
     
  11. blondblue

    blondblue Well-Known Member

    WELL, THERE GOES THE NEIGHBORHOOD!(the limerick) :), but that was nice.
     
    Screwtape, RyX and wristwatchb like this.
  12. cmorris357

    cmorris357 catching flies.........

    My truck needs a new set of brakes
    But mechanics can make some mistakes
    Blinker fluid replaced
    Bank account erased
     
  13. Screwtape

    Screwtape A Shaving Butterfly

    The weather is warm on the South Coast
    And someone missed this insightful post
    @BaylorGator's all tanned
    Just as he planned
    He looks like a burned piece of toast.
     
    wristwatchb likes this.
  14. Screwtape

    Screwtape A Shaving Butterfly

    My truck needs a new set of brakes
    But mechanics can make some mistakes
    Blinker fluid replaced
    Bank account erased
    But the brake still a screeching sound makes.
     
    blondblue, wristwatchb and RyX like this.
  15. Screwtape

    Screwtape A Shaving Butterfly

    My "magnificent" car is pure junk.
     
  16. RyX

    RyX DoH!

    My "magnificent" car is pure junk.
    It doesn't even have a trunk.
     
  17. Screwtape

    Screwtape A Shaving Butterfly

    My "magnificent" car is pure junk.
    It doesn't even have a trunk.
    Alignment's a joke
     
  18. Screwtape

    Screwtape A Shaving Butterfly

    My "magnificent" car is pure junk.
    It doesn't even have a trunk.
    Alignment's a joke.
    'Twas a pig in a poke.
    That was sold as "near mint" -- by a skunk.
     
    wristwatchb likes this.
  19. Screwtape

    Screwtape A Shaving Butterfly

    I'm out of ideas. Someone else kick off.
     
  20. Screwtape

    Screwtape A Shaving Butterfly

    Not intended to be a limerick,but since you insist, I will steal the rest of it:

    I'm out of ideas. Someone else kick off
    Whilst I enjoy some beef stroganoff.
    A decanter of wine
    Will help find me a line
    To finish this wretched limerick off.

    And NOW you can start the next...
     
    wristwatchb likes this.

Share This Page