Let's Write Some Limericks

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  1. Boru62

    Boru62 Well-Known Member

    A mug is a teacup's distant cousin
    But is much better to hold a white russian
    As smooth as you like
    But stay off the turnpike
    An' don't drink and drive, I ain't bitchin'


    There was a young man who would drink and drive
     
    Last edited: Jan 27, 2018
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  2. cmorris357

    cmorris357 catching flies.........

    There was a young man who would drink and drive
    It's a wonder he's still alive
     
  3. John Beeman

    John Beeman Little chicken in hot water

    There was a young man who would drink and drive
    It's a wonder he's still alive
    One night after imbibing
     
  4. cmorris357

    cmorris357 catching flies.........

    There was a young man who would drink and drive
    It's a wonder he's still alive
    One night after imbibing
    A judge, he found himself bribing
     
  5. Erik Redd

    Erik Redd Lizabeth, baby, I'm comin' to join ya.

    There was a young man who would drink and drive
    It's a wonder he's still alive
    One night after imbibing
    A judge, he found himself bribing
    He was sentenced to three to five

    The night sky is very dark
     
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  6. barbersurgeon

    barbersurgeon Well-Known Member

    The night sky is very dark
    So I went skinny dipping on a lark
     
  7. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    The night sky is very dark
    So I went skinny dipping on a lark
    when I got bare
    a cop was there
     
    Last edited: Jan 28, 2018
  8. Erik Redd

    Erik Redd Lizabeth, baby, I'm comin' to join ya.

    The night sky is very dark
    So I went skinny dipping on a lark
    When i got bare
    a cop was there
    Laughter was his sole remark

    The weather here is gray and dreary
     
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  9. Paul Turner

    Paul Turner outside the quote(s) now

    The weather here is gray and dreary
    Makes one tend to be very weary
     
  10. cmorris357

    cmorris357 catching flies.........

    The weather here is gray and dreary
    Makes one tend to be very weary
    So I'll take a nap
     
  11. John Beeman

    John Beeman Little chicken in hot water

    The weather here is gray and dreary
    Makes one tend to be very weary
    So I'll take a nap
    Beneath my cap
     
  12. cmorris357

    cmorris357 catching flies.........

    The weather here is gray and dreary
    Makes one tend to be very weary
    So I'll take a nap
    Beneath my cap
    But with 2 kids that's only a theory

    The rain is coming down in spades
     
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  13. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    The rain is coming down in spades
    A good day for Vikings and their raids
     
  14. John Beeman

    John Beeman Little chicken in hot water

    The rain is coming down in spades
    A good day for Vikings and their raids
    Until their boats began to sink
     
  15. Erik Redd

    Erik Redd Lizabeth, baby, I'm comin' to join ya.

    The rain is coming down in spades
    A good day for Vikings and their raids
    Until their boats began to sink
    The Eagles forced their hopes to shrink
     
  16. Boru62

    Boru62 Well-Known Member

    The rain is coming down in spades
    A good day for Vikings and their raids
    Until their boats began to sink
    The Eagles forced their hopes to shrink
    And now they are taking the accolades

    Football's my game, not grid iron, soccer
     
    Last edited: Feb 4, 2018
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  17. RyX

    RyX DoH!

    Football's my game, not grid iron, soccer
    Players wear less gear & use a smaller locker.
     
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  18. Boru62

    Boru62 Well-Known Member

    Football's my game, not grid iron, soccer
    Players wear less gear & use a smaller locker.
    Use their feet to kick
     
  19. Erik Redd

    Erik Redd Lizabeth, baby, I'm comin' to join ya.

    Football's my game, not grid iron, soccer
    Players wear less gear & use a smaller locker.
    Use their feet to kick
    The pace is anaemic
     
  20. cmorris357

    cmorris357 catching flies.........

    Football's my game, not grid iron, soccer
    Players wear less gear & use a smaller locker.
    Use their feet to kick
    The pace is anaemic
    And the behavior of the fans is a shocker.

    The boys of summer are soon to return
     
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