Let's Write Some Limericks

Discussion in 'The Chatterbox' started by wristwatchb, Nov 23, 2017.

  1. Screwtape

    Screwtape A Shaving Butterfly

    The boys of Summer are soon to return
    Curling and hockey are done; it's baseball's turn.
     
  2. cmorris357

    cmorris357 catching flies.........

    The boys of Summer are soon to return
    Curling and hockey are done; it's baseball's turn.
    Hotdogs and beer
     
  3. Screwtape

    Screwtape A Shaving Butterfly

    The boys of Summer are soon to return
    Curling and hockey are done; it's baseball's turn.
    Hotdogs and beer
    And a "Wild Thing" cheer
     
  4. Screwtape

    Screwtape A Shaving Butterfly

    The boys of Summer are soon to return
    Curling and hockey are done; it's baseball's turn.
    Hotdogs and beer
    And a "Wild Thing" cheer
    As the batters fall to the fastball's burn.

    Has this Limerick Thread now run its course?
     
  5. cmorris357

    cmorris357 catching flies.........

    Has this Limerick Thread now run its course?
    We may be beating a dead horse
     
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  6. RyX

    RyX DoH!

    Has this Limerick Thread now run its course?
    We may be beating a dead horse
    Politics on the News, "No Comment"
     
  7. Screwtape

    Screwtape A Shaving Butterfly

    Has this Limerick Thread now run its course?
    We may be beating a dead horse
    Politics on the News, "No Comment"
    On a three-ring circus event
     
  8. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    Has this Limerick Thread now run its course?
    We may be beating a dead horse
    Politics on the News, "No Comment"
    On a three-ring circus event
    Or are limericks a literary force?

    This limerick thread is not done.
     
    Last edited: Mar 2, 2018
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  9. Screwtape

    Screwtape A Shaving Butterfly

    This limerick thread is not done,
    Though the pace has slowed on the production run.
     
  10. Paul Turner

    Paul Turner outside the quote(s) now

    The limerick thread is not done
    Though the pace has slowed on the production run
    But I do have to say
     
  11. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    The limerick thread is not done
    Though the pace has slowed on the production run
    But I do have to say
    This is fun, but Oy Vey!
     
  12. cmorris357

    cmorris357 catching flies.........

    The limerick thread is not done
    Though the pace has slowed on the production run
    But I do have to say
    This is fun, but Oy Vey!
    The prose isn't exactly John Donne

    I didn't sleep a wink all night
     
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  13. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    I didn't sleep a wink all night
    I was thinking up something to write.
     
  14. Paul Turner

    Paul Turner outside the quote(s) now

    I didn't sleep a wink all night
    I was thinking up something to write
    But when pen hit the paper
     
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  15. HolyRollah

    HolyRollah BaconLord

    I didn't sleep a wink all night
    I was thinking up something to write
    But when pen hit the paper
    My thoughts were mere vapor
     
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  16. Screwtape

    Screwtape A Shaving Butterfly

    I didn't sleep a wink all night
    I was thinking up something to write
    But when pen hit the paper
    My thoughts were mere vapor
    And my limerick was totally trite.
     
  17. Screwtape

    Screwtape A Shaving Butterfly

    Does no one read the Highway Code?
     
  18. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    Does no one read the Highway Code?
    Or obey the rules of the road?
     
  19. Paul Turner

    Paul Turner outside the quote(s) now

    Does no one read the Highway Code?
    Or obey the rules of the road?
    "Form One Line Only" before a rotary means JUST THAT
     
  20. Screwtape

    Screwtape A Shaving Butterfly

    Does no one read the Highway Code?
    Or obey the rules of the road?
    "Form One Line Only" before a rotary means JUST THAT
    What, are you blind as a bat?
     

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