Let's Write Some Limericks

Does no one read the Highway Code?
Or obey the rules of the road?
"Form One Line Only" before a rotary means JUST THAT
What, are you blind as a bat?
Road Rage will make me explode

 

The air in Houston is heavy with pollen

 

The air in Houston is heavy with pollen
I think I'll pick up the phone and call in

 

The air in Houston is heavy with pollen
I think I'll pick up the phone and call in
But what if I sneeze?

 

The air in Houston is heavy with pollen
I think I'll pick up the phone and call in
But what if I sneeze?
They'll think you munched on bad cheese

 

The air in Houston is heavy with pollen
I think I'll pick up the phone and call in
But what if I sneeze?
They'll think you munched on bad cheese
Oh how this Titan of business has fallen!

While Houston has pollen, we have got snow.

 

While Houston has pollen, we have got snow
The snow in the Northeast makes me wish it was Houston, y'know

 

There once was a man from UNCLE
on his rear was a painful carbuncle
Doc diagnosed it as THRUSH
and lanced it in a rush
whereupon the agent cried out and yelled "UNCLE!"

 

A secret agent named Bond
served her majesty across the pond
ticking off Goldfinger,
on the floor did Bond linger
to wake up to a gold-painted blonde.

 

Once the clever old Dr. No
gave the whole world quite a show
he would topple our rockets
to line SPECTRE's pockets
'til a nuclear bath left No with a glow.

 

While Houston has pollen, we have got snow
The snow in the Northeast makes me wish it was Houston, y'know
But I'm here with my shovel

 

While Houston has pollen, we have got snow
The snow in the Northeast makes me wish it was Houston, y'know
But I'm here with my shovel
Clearing snow in front of my hovel

 

While Houston has pollen, we have got snow
The snow in the Northeast makes me wish it was Houston, y'know
But I'm here with my shovel
Clearing snow in front of my hovel
To reach my icy cold car - which will refuse to go.

An electric car when it's blizzarding out

 

An electric car when it's blizzarding out
Is useless as a way to get about...
The batteries freeze,
Not enough juice to sneeze --
All the driver can do is walk and pout.

 

My Hybrid will go in the snow.

 

My Hybrid will go in the snow
As for me, I don't own one, y'know.

 

My Hybrid will go in the snow
As for me, I don't own one, y'know.
That's a shame, 'cause they're great

 

My Hybrid will go in the sno
As for me, I don't own one, y'know
That's a shame cause they're great
I would need to be educate(d)

 

My Hybrid will go in the snow
As for me, I don't own one, y'know
That's a shame cause they're great
I would need to be educate(d)
So go to the next Auto Show.

I’m surrounded by lots of stuffed bears

 

I'm surrounded by lots of stuffed bears
Stuffed full of wild hares