Let's Write Some Limericks

A wonderful invention was the bike
Along with its cousin, the trike
On pneumatic tyres
With spokes made of wires
Just try not to ride on a spike


Throwing the javelin wasn't my thing

 

Throwing the javelin wasn't my thing
but catching them tended to sting

 

Throwing the javelin wasn't my thing
but catching them tended to sting
My Dad was a javelin catcher

 

Throwing the javelin wasn't my thing
but catching them tended to sting
My Dad was a javelin catcher
despite his diminutive stature

 

Throwing the javelin wasn't my thing
but catching them tended to sting
My Dad was a javelin catcher
despite his diminutive stature
He could catch whatever you’d fling.

The neighbor’s grass always seems greener.

 

The neighbor’s grass always seems greener
Even though their dog is a wiener
Dachsunds are hard on grass

 

The neighbor’s grass always seems greener
Even though their dog is a wiener
Dachsunds are hard on grass
On acid, just dumbass

 

It's great being dolphin smooth
Use aloe vera gel to soothe

 

It's great being dolphin smooth
Use aloe vera gel to soothe
After a good sharp blade
That cuts but doesn't abrade

 

It's great being dolphin smooth
Use aloe vera gel to soothe
After a good sharp blade
That cuts but doesn't abrade
Sound advice from John Wilkes Booth

Finding a rhyme for smooth is hard

 

Finding a rhyme for smooth is hard
Even if you’re quite the bard

 

Finding a rhyme for smooth is hard
Even if you’re quite the bard
Orange is even worse

 

Finding a rhyme for smooth is hard
Even if you’re quite the bard
Orange is even worse
It will wreck most any verse

 

Finding a rhyme for smooth is hard
Even if you're quite the bard
Orange is even worse
It will wreck any verse
If you think these tasks are easy, they're hard

Watched the Derby yesterday

 

Watched the Derby yesterday
As still as a mouse the hat did stay

 

Watched the Derby yesterday
As still as a mouse the hat did stay
Rapt as horses ran fast

 

Watched the Derby yesterday
As still as a mouse the hat did stay
Rapt as horses ran fast
The hat joke came last