Let's Write Some Limericks

My organic garden is rapidly being munched
the gophers are huge and overly lunched
The rabbits are breeding
My vegan tendencies are receeding
So I now have a rifle with a .22 punch.

Roast rabbit, rabbit pie, rabbit stew...

 

Roast rabbit, rabbit pie, rabbit stew...
Many recipes for the rabbits are not few
Nothing tops fresh rabbit meat

 

Roast rabbit, rabbit pie, rabbit stew...
Many recipes for the rabbits are not few
Nothing tops fresh rabbit meat
'Cause its taste can't be beat

 

Roast rabbit, rabbit pie, rabbit stew...
Many recipes for the rabbits are not few
Nothing tops fresh rabbit meat
'Cause its taste can't be beat
And much juicier than gnu

 

It's a holiday for grilling

 

It's a holiday for grilling
Some yummy food that’s filling

 

It's a holiday for grilling
Some yummy food that’s filling
Buns for toasting

 

It's a holiday for grilling
Some yummy food that’s filling
Buns for toasting
Corn cob for roasting

 

It's a holiday for grilling
Some yummy food that’s filling
Buns for toasting
Corn cob for roasting
But the beers not for spilling

There once was a beer from Milwaukee

 

There once was a beer from Milwaukee
But drinking it makes folks too talky.

 

There once was a beer from Milwaukee
But drinking it makes folks too talky.
The beer that made Milwaukee famous

 

There once was a beer fromMilwaukee
But drinking it makes folks too talky.
The beer that made Milwaukee famous
Was oft swilled by me and Seamus

 

There once was a beer fromMilwaukee
But drinking it makes folks too talky
They went yap yap yap
And chatted claptrap

 

and spouted too much malarky





there was a man from nantucket..

 

there was a man from nantucket..
...upon whose foot was a bucket

 

There was a man from Nantucket..
...upon whose foot was a bucket
So he yelled as he hopped

 

There was a man from Nantucket..
...upon whose foot was a bucket
So he yelled as he hopped
and off a cliff he dropped

 

There was a man from Nantucket..
...upon whose foot was a bucket
So he yelled as he hopped
and off a cliff he dropped
And the low flying plane, he'd to duck it.

There was a farmer who kept fowl

 

There was a farmer who kept fowl
but his methods made PETA howl