Let's Write Some Limericks

Discussion in 'The Chatterbox' started by wristwatchb, Nov 23, 2017.

  1. Paul Turner

    Paul Turner outside the quote(s) now

    There was a farmer who kept fowl
    but his methods made PETA howl
    Not to mention the ASPCA
     
  2. Screwtape

    Screwtape A Shaving Butterfly

    There was a farmer who kept fowl
    but his methods made PETA howl
    Not to mention the ASPCA
    And "Modern Wiccans Today"

    Let's see if we can get this going again, okay?
     
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  3. Boru62

    Boru62 Well-Known Member

    Let's see if we can get this going again, okay?
    Too many syllables but there must be a way
     
  4. brit

    brit in a box

    with a pad and a pen..
     
  5. americanshamrock

    americanshamrock Let's Make a Deal! Staff Member

    Moderator
    Let's see if we can get this going again, okay?
    Too many syllables but there must be a way
    with a pad and a pen
    and an undying yen
     
  6. brit

    brit in a box

    word games are much fun to play..



    in for a penny..in for a pound..
     
  7. americanshamrock

    americanshamrock Let's Make a Deal! Staff Member

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    in for a penny..in for a pound
    here I am at the lost and found
     
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  8. brit

    brit in a box

    6 for a shilling..
     
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  9. Screwtape

    Screwtape A Shaving Butterfly

    in for a penny..in for a pound
    here I am at the lost and found
    6 for a shilling
    If the spirit is willing
     
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  10. brit

    brit in a box

    and ha penny treats abound.



    my first ol car was a chevy
     
  11. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    my first ol car was a chevy
    I wanted to drive it to Trevi
     
  12. david of central florida

    david of central florida Rhubarb Rubber

    But it choked and sputtered
    Till some profanities i muttered
    The failure made my heart feel heavy
     
  13. americanshamrock

    americanshamrock Let's Make a Deal! Staff Member

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    Dave just couldn't follow the rules :p
     
  14. brit

    brit in a box

    ignored everyone, thought they were fools.
     
  15. Boru62

    Boru62 Well-Known Member

    Dave just couldn't follow the rules
    ignored everyone, thought they were fools.
    He didn't copy and paste
     
  16. brit

    brit in a box

    made bad decisions in haste.
     
  17. Boru62

    Boru62 Well-Known Member

    Dave just couldn't follow the rules
    ignored everyone, thought they were fools.
    He didn't copy and paste
    made bad decisions in haste.
    And furnished his tent with barstools


    The Sitting Duck is a friendly old pub
     
  18. brit

    brit in a box

    with ice cold beer and tasty grub
     
  19. Screwtape

    Screwtape A Shaving Butterfly

    The Sitting Duck is a friendly old pub
    With ice cold beer and tasty grub
    So pull up a chair
     
  20. americanshamrock

    americanshamrock Let's Make a Deal! Staff Member

    Moderator
    The Sitting Duck is a friendly old pub
    With ice cold beer and tasty grub
    So pull up a chair
    And let down your hair
     

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