LOL Cats, Demotivationals, etc.

Discussion in 'Clean Jokes' started by richgem, Jun 18, 2012.

  1. Jayaruh

    Jayaruh The Cackalacky House Pet

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  2. JohnDB

    JohnDB Well-Known Member

    Reminds me of a story.

    When my son was small and in daycare and after-care my wife and I both worked. Once every once in a while we both would get tied up with work emergencies and couldn't get to the after-care in time before they charge an outrageous fortune in fees by the minute for being late.
    So...
    We had set up a password with my son so he would know that we had sent this person to pick him up and that it was safe to go with them.. all he was to do was ask, "What's the password?"

    They were to reply, "Any word that ryhmes with orange."

    So one day we both were having emergencies and a (ditzy and young) friend of my wife offered to pick up our son. (The school was called and informed) When she arrived and told my son that we couldn't get there in time my son asked, "What's the password?". He began to back away from her too.

    The young lady then broke down into tears. She started crying to my 6yo son that she had been thinking hard the whole way there and couldn't think of any word that ryhmes with orange. She was hoping that he wouldn't remember to ask....

    My son had to console her by patting her and saying that it's ok...He'll go with her.
     
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  3. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    :rofl:
     
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    John Ruschmeyer Well-Known Member

  5. Jayaruh

    Jayaruh The Cackalacky House Pet

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  6. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps


    Kids these days. :ashamed001:
     
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  8. Erik Redd

    Erik Redd Lizabeth, baby, I'm comin' to join ya.

    Shouldn't this be in the adult thread?
     
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  9. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    Prude!

    :rofl:
     
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  10. Erik Redd

    Erik Redd Lizabeth, baby, I'm comin' to join ya.

    Hey, you started this thread.
    Photos of nude penguins may promote prurient (or wellustig) interest in some of our members, not to name any names. ;)
     
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  11. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    Hubba hubba.
     
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  12. Jayaruh

    Jayaruh The Cackalacky House Pet

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  13. Slipperyjoe

    Slipperyjoe Rusty Metal Tetanus

    Mine generally prefers to use his own computer..and his fully charged pay pal account..:angry032:
     
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    Slipperyjoe Rusty Metal Tetanus

  15. Erik Redd

    Erik Redd Lizabeth, baby, I'm comin' to join ya.

  16. wchnu

    wchnu Duck Season!

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