Manscaping?

Who here has ever shaved downstairs with a straight?

 

Or a DE

 

Let me tell you it was a PITA!! Eat ribs, wings bbq anything a little messy and it was off to the shower to shampoo the beard, and the thing is that I am not a messy eater but the beard always ended up getting sauce on it....

 

That's crazy talk right there.....

 

I'm considering it. While drunk and blind folded

 

To quote Lou Reed: "... and then he was she; she said, 'Hey Babe,' take a walk on the wild side."

 

But, after that one experience, it will no longer be "manscaping"...

 

DE Yes. Straight razor? No. Not even if I had the skilled hands of a surgeon would I attempt that. Since I have the skilled hands of a drunken forest animal, it shall forever remain no.

 

It's apparently much worse when you come in from the forest....

 

Then there's..wait for it.. 'goat' scaping..