I imagine that most of you are familiar with Murphy's Law, which says, "Nothing is as easy as it looks. Everything takes longer than you expect. And if anything can possibly go wrong, it will, at the worst possible moment." I have a few favorite variants on the theme, such as; 1) Flanagan's corollary- Murphy was an optimist. 2) Paper is strongest at the perforations. 3) There are 2 kinds of dirt; the light kind, attracted to dark-colored objects and the dark kind, attracted to light-colored objects. Let's see some of your favorites. Just remember to keep it clean, please.
If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something. No matter how long or how hard you shop for an item, after you've bought it, it will be on sale somewhere cheaper. After you bought a replacement for something you've lost and searched for everywhere, you'll find the original. The probability of being observed is in direct proportion to the stupidity of ones actions. (Doh!)
Murphy's Law of Thermodynamics - Things get worse under pressure. Murphy's Constant - Matter will be damaged in direct proportion to its value.
There are a lot of military ones: 1. Five second grenades have three second fuses. 2. If the enemy is in range, so are you. 3. Friendly fire isn't. 4. Incoming fire has right of way. 5. Don't worry about the bullet with your number on it; worry about the thousands of others addressed to Dear Occupant. One of my favourites: Nothing is too simple to screw up. And one supposedly of Einstein's: Only two things are infinite -- the universe and human stupidity. And I am not so sure about the universe.
Bell's Theory: The phone doesn't ring until one's body is immersed in water. Boyle’s Laws – 1) The first pull on the cord will always send the drapes the wrong way. 2) Anything sore will be bumped more often.
It doesn't work that way with hair on my head. I have lots of space, but very little hair. I think Murphy's law for hair is something like this: The hair you desire it'll be the first to fall out and the places you don't want it; it'll grow like a weed. I like to say ... God only puts marble on the best furniture!
Bruce Willis: God has a sense of humor. When a man reaches 50, god takes the hair from his head and sticks it in his ears...
My take on Bell's theory: the cell phone never rings unless it is in your pocket and your arms are full. Sent from my XT1585 using Tapatalk