Did someone mention my name? Did someone mention my name and Menthol in the same sentence? Word to your moms I came to drop bombs I got more menth than the Bible's got Psalms Easter... Bible... ahhh, nevermind. UFC was last night, right? I bet the Octagon is still up. TJ and Doc square it up... I'll be the referee. "Are you ready?" "Are you ready?" <CLAP> LET'S GET IT ON!! ::duel
:happy001:happy001:happy001 Ok, you win - you're even funnier than Doc! btw - I didn't know what doc was on, but its clear you shot up big time with MENTHOL
Don't call it a comeback I been here for years Rockin my MENTHOL and puttin suckas in fear Makin the tears rain down like a MON-soon Listen to the OLBLAS go BOOM Explosion, overpowerin Over the competition, I'm towerin Wreckin shop, when I drop THE VELVA that'll make you call the cops Don't you dare stare, you betta move Don't ever compare Me to the rest that'll all get sliced and diced Competition's payin the price
You said you would not fight Joe, I on the other hand am not a gentleman and will to a little NJTW if menthol is on the line.:rofl
Oh No You Din't Step off da mic, yo. YOU GOTS TA CHILL Relax your face, let your Ingrams be free and get down to the sounds of Baloosh, that's me Well you should keep quiet while the Olbas raps but if you tired -- then go take a nap! Or stay awake and watch the lather I make because right now -- I'm bout to shake 'n bake The D-U-D-E-R is my name, I spell Thanks to the Menthol, yo I shave well I'm not a new-bie who shaves with that junk 'bout what's "cooler" than what, sound like a punk I just get down and I go for mine Say 'MORE MENTH PLEASE', and run down the line To the average wetshaver I'm known as The Terminator Freezin' lather maker, cold mornin's exterminator Destroy and employ, when your menthols are not void Never sweatin your SOS (Why Doc?) Cause she's not a freeze-oid! ::
You hear that? What? What? Woah! We off the train tracks homeboy Outta control Me and J Cox, rocking the show, slapping the world I say some s--- to make your head split someting they cant stitch, little trick Paint a picture like Picasso, from your ingrams when it drips Take a menthol sip, it makes me stronger than the stongest man And my mind takes a journey to the farthest land I'm the whole world's kryptonite I got these sukas on they knees, kissing hands, crying begging for they Velva I'm a put your vicks to the neck (believe dat)
Thinkin of a master shave Cuz ain't nuthin but menth inside my brain So I dig into my pocket, all my money is spent So I dig deeper but still comin up with lint So I start my mission - turn the hot water on Thinkin how could I freeze my face while I yawn I need menthol, I used to be a 4-blade kid So I think of all the devious shaves I did I used to burn up, my face would churn up, ain't nuthin funny Stop smiling, be still, my face would burn like the Sun(ny) But now I crave to shave cos I'm righteous I feel great! so maybe I might just Search for a MamaBear, if I strive Then maybe I'll stay alive So I shave up the face whistlin this Feelin out of place cos, man, do I miss A Skin and a Bracer, an Ingrams, and a 'cant of Me and Aqua V, and a nice big bowl of Cream, which is my favorite team But without no menthol it ain't extreme Cos I don't like to dream about missin' shaves So I dig into the reviews of the soaps that I craves To now test to see if they'd freeze a bull Hit the razorblade, cos I'm froze in full
OK, you guys missed your calling. Very creative. :roflSome of the best composers, writers and artists were high on something when they did their best work. There may be a "cool"ective rap album in your futures. Word!
:happy001:happy001:happy001:happy001:happy001 OH man - that is some funny stuff. Doc + Duder = ::git the menthol beatz
Used the Musgo cream today. I don't use it very often, but it's very nice. It's very slick, but not as cushioning as I'd like, and the scent is nowhere near as intense/delightful as the splash.
