I think you better go into hiding. THAT might be considered a WMD. If they call your number at 1830, I'll step up for ya.
You can do what I did, wait for your beard hairs to turn white then it won't show up. Problem solved. That or you can go what was brought up ... Electrolysis.
1 get a tan 2 bleach the hair 3 accept it 4 marry someone who likes facial hair 5 post a question on a shaving forum only a mad Italian Scientist can really help That's all I got to offer