Oops..Pardon the Pun..or Not...

Correction: sweet accent...

 

My mom's partner's son recently married a lady from Amsterdam-haven't yet had the pleasure to meet her but she looks very nice and I'm sure speaks that way, too.

 

Mac, the Bunny is placed on a seat at Court 9 at Wimbledon right now! (You never read that lol).

 

Um, be sure he doesn't dig a hole in the court!

 

That would make another Mac flip out!(John McEnroe does color work for ESPN there).

 

Hope his coloring is better than his drawing... Does he use wax crayons or color pencils?

 

man, I was afraid I'd get a reply like that!!!

 

y'know, in college at our radio station, a student doing the sports pronounced his name "Mc-EN-roe". Sounded funny over the air LOL.

 

My grammar used to make homonym grits.

 

I think many people from Massachusetts and other New England states get caught when talking about their grandmother--"My Grandmar and I". May as well say grammar.

 

May be the wrong place, but funny.

 

Clearly, some breeds are smarter than others....

 

A brother & sister, Wayne and Amber, worked for the CIA. Their cover was to be a pair of restaurant critics. They traveled all over the world, dining in high-end restaurants, observing important people, surreptitiously. The only problem was that they argued constantly. Amber was always yelling at her brother. Finally, their supervisor had to pull them off the assignment, explaining, "They're dutiful, voracious spies, but Amber raves at Wayne,"

 

Here's one from "Roy Firestone Does Minor League Baseball". (Firestone's wit style is similar to that of Berman of ESPN-sorry, forgot his first name), but he is more soft-spoken than Berman and I like Firestone better because he, didn't do the "back-back-back-back". Anyway:

"Ah yes, fans, that story, I would have to say, was a bit low...and speaking of low, there's a pitch down low for a ball...3 and 2".

 

That should read escaped goat

 

Maybe he wasn't too swift and dug himself INTO prison.