Oops..Pardon the Pun..or Not...

Discussion in 'Clean Jokes' started by Slipperyjoe, Jul 12, 2012.

  1. Paul Turner

    Paul Turner outside the quote(s) now

    Milli Vanilli? (Why didn't they call themselves, Milla Vanilla?)
     
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  2. Erik Redd

    Erik Redd Lizabeth, baby, I'm comin' to join ya.

    Mount Rushmore
     
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  3. Paul Turner

    Paul Turner outside the quote(s) now

    let me say something........yeoooowwwch
     
  4. Erik Redd

    Erik Redd Lizabeth, baby, I'm comin' to join ya.

    I think they only had two.
     
  5. Screwtape

    Screwtape A Shaving Butterfly

    Don't sing or can't sing? Because I can think of a lot of groups that unfortunately fall into the latter category...
     
  6. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    Yup, that's the rock group.
     
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  7. Slipperyjoe

    Slipperyjoe Rusty Metal Tetanus

    Some stones don't roll..they're stationary..
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  8. cmorris357

    cmorris357 catching flies.........

    The seldom seen backside of Mount Rushmore.
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  9. Erik Redd

    Erik Redd Lizabeth, baby, I'm comin' to join ya.

    I can understand why it's seldom seen.
     
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  10. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    What goes up must come down...except for paper, because it's stationery.

    This is a sculpture that gets a bum rap.
     
  11. Paul Turner

    Paul Turner outside the quote(s) now

    May I make a comment on these two? Thank you. AAAAAGHHHH :signs131:
     
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  12. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    I guess so long as they don't get ants in their pants....
     
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  13. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    Did you hear the one about @wristwatchb and his extensive watch collection? It seems that ol' Charlie has spent much of his life perfecting his collection. One day, not too long ago, he was admiring his collection when he realized ... the only thing he really had was ... time on his hands.

    :scared007:
     
  14. wristwatchb

    wristwatchb wristwatch "danger" b

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  15. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

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  16. david of central florida

    david of central florida Rhubarb Rubber

  17. wristwatchb

    wristwatchb wristwatch "danger" b

    The humor around here has finally hit rock-bottom.
     
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  18. swarden43

    swarden43 "It's your shave. Enjoy it your way."©

    And yet has soared to new lows! :transport015:
     
  19. jtspartan

    jtspartan appropriately stimulated, via Netflix

    Why did the Dalai Lama resist Novocaine? He wanted to Transend Dental Medication.

    My apologies is this is already on here, I only read about 10 pages...
     
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  20. Erik Redd

    Erik Redd Lizabeth, baby, I'm comin' to join ya.

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