Don't sing or can't sing? Because I can think of a lot of groups that unfortunately fall into the latter category...
What goes up must come down...except for paper, because it's stationery. This is a sculpture that gets a bum rap.
Did you hear the one about @wristwatchb and his extensive watch collection? It seems that ol' Charlie has spent much of his life perfecting his collection. One day, not too long ago, he was admiring his collection when he realized ... the only thing he really had was ... time on his hands.
Why did the Dalai Lama resist Novocaine? He wanted to Transend Dental Medication. My apologies is this is already on here, I only read about 10 pages...