Oops..Pardon the Pun..or Not...

This clock got me really ticked off when I got home and it was making too much noise..which once actually did happen with a clock I got from wallmart..made a kind of grinding noise..but I digress..always wanted to say that..digress.have you ever wanted to digress..I mean really digress...

 

What did one hat say to the other?

You stay. I'll go on ahead.

 

What do you call a group of eight catfish? An octopus.

 

Something is fishy there.

 

Nothing to worry about, it's just last week's calamari special.

 

the clock got you TICKED off, eh?

 

Yes b'y it did...

 

Well, that joke sure took a toll.

 

For whom the pun tolls..

 

Why are the Beatles bad tennis players?

Because they think that all you need is love.

 

It's also tough to play tennis in a yellow submarine.

 

Or while they're on a magical mystery tour

 

I lost my watch at a party once. An hour later I saw some guy stepping on it while he was harassing some woman at that party. Infuriated, I immediately went over, punched him and broke his nose. No one does that to a woman, not on my watch



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Did you guys hear about the bombing of the west Munich cheese factory? It was terrible! There was nothing left but da brie. They think the Swiss did it. Their alibi is just full of holes. A situation like this just isn't gouda.

 

This is pungent pun...

 

It really got my goat it's so fetta-ed.

 

You could make some cheddar with that kind of humor.

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better to be a lolcatus of Borg than one of McEnroe.

 

When I was a kid, lots of other kids wanted to be conductors. I wanted to be an insulator.