Oops..Pardon the Pun..or Not...

Discussion in 'Clean Jokes' started by Slipperyjoe, Jul 12, 2012.

  1. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    A plan has been proposed, to install a big clock in the Leaning Tower of Pisa. The reason given is that, since it has the inclination, it should also have the time.
     
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    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

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    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

  5. Jayaruh

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  6. Paul Turner

    Paul Turner outside the quote(s) now

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  7. Paul Turner

    Paul Turner outside the quote(s) now

    y'know, I'm glad we here at TSD make fun of penguins. Are ya reading, Doc Emerick???
     
  8. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    Some people just don't know how to show their affection in a positive way that's all. It's similar to grade school when the boy picks on the girl he has a crush on.
     
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  10. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    Did you hear about the race between 2 silkworms?

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    It ended in a tie.
     
  11. Slipperyjoe

    Slipperyjoe Rusty Metal Tetanus

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  13. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    Fun fact of the day... aardvark comes from the Dutch: aarde (earth) + varken (pig) and thus one of the unusual few English words that begin with a double "a."

    So remember kids, it's not an anteater. It's an earth-pig.
     
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  14. Slipperyjoe

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  15. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    A clown held the door open for me. I thought it was a very nice jester.
     
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  16. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    Lucky it wasn't a magician. You would have had to wonder what was up his sleeve.
     
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  17. swarden43

    swarden43 "It's your shave. Enjoy it your way."©

    Just pull that one out of your hat?
     
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  18. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    I just waved my magic wand.
     
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  19. swarden43

    swarden43 "It's your shave. Enjoy it your way."©

    Ahhhh, the power of the Czar! :D
     
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