Oops..Pardon the Pun..or Not...

Discussion in 'Clean Jokes' started by Slipperyjoe, Jul 12, 2012.

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  1. wchnu

    wchnu Duck Season!

    wchnu, Feb 8, 2018
    #2521
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  2. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    I think I'm getting atomic ache!
     
    Sara-s, Feb 9, 2018
    #2522
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  3. wchnu

    wchnu Duck Season!

    Those are the bomb.
     
    wchnu, Feb 9, 2018
    #2523
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  4. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    Why was the broom late for work?

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    It overswept.
     
    Sara-s, Feb 11, 2018
    #2524
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  5. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    Sam Adams' Olympic salute to Canuckia!

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    Last edited: Feb 11, 2018
    richgem, Feb 11, 2018
    #2525
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  6. wchnu

    wchnu Duck Season!

    Maybe it needs to clean it's clock.
     
    wchnu, Feb 13, 2018
    #2526
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  7. Jayaruh

    Jayaruh The Cackalacky House Pet

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    Jayaruh, Feb 18, 2018
    #2527
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  8. Paul Turner

    Paul Turner outside the quote(s) now

    Oh yeah, fellas like Jim Madison, Jim Monroe,Frank Pierce, Jim Buchannan, Jack Adams, etc.....etc...
     
    Paul Turner, Feb 19, 2018
    #2528
  9. Slipperyjoe

    Slipperyjoe Rusty Metal Tetanus

    Behold..Moosinator!..:eek::git:
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    Slipperyjoe, Feb 21, 2018
    #2529
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  10. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    Behold! The rare Canadian Anonymoose!

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    richgem, Feb 23, 2018
    #2530
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  11. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    richgem, Feb 27, 2018
    #2531
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  12. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    Have you heard the mathematical fairy tale about Goldibox and the 3 squares? In this one, the squares are expecting Goldibox. So they stay behind and set a trapezoid.
     
    Last edited: Feb 27, 2018
    Sara-s, Feb 27, 2018
    #2532
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  13. Paul Turner

    Paul Turner outside the quote(s) now

    guess that baby didn't go over well.
     
    Paul Turner, Mar 3, 2018
    #2533
  14. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    Why can't you tell a joke to a kleptomainac?
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    Because they always take things literally.
     
    Sara-s, Mar 6, 2018
    #2534
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  15. DaltonGang

    DaltonGang Ol' Itchy Whiskers

    If Apple made a car, would it have Windows???
     
    DaltonGang, Mar 7, 2018
    #2535
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  16. Paul Turner

    Paul Turner outside the quote(s) now

    We reached out to Samuel Adams, but he was unavailable for comment.
     
    Paul Turner, Mar 7, 2018
    #2536
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  17. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

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    richgem, Mar 7, 2018
    #2537
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  18. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    Well, why was it?
     
    Sara-s, Mar 8, 2018
    #2538
  19. Jayaruh

    Jayaruh The Cackalacky House Pet

    Supporting Vendor
     
    Last edited: Mar 8, 2018
    Jayaruh, Mar 8, 2018
    #2539
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  20. wchnu

    wchnu Duck Season!

    [QUO
    I saw that while I was reading BBC news. Veddy neat.
     
    wchnu, Mar 9, 2018
    #2540
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