Oops..Pardon the Pun..or Not...

Discussion in 'Clean Jokes' started by Slipperyjoe, Jul 12, 2012.

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  1. Smott

    Smott Chew your shave. Slowly.

    No need to rub it in, Ryan. Sheesh, I'm standing right here...

    Hey, I had no idea that Mike didn't speak English natively!
     
    Smott, Jul 26, 2012
    #61
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  2. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    True, Mike, you do! You will never get in Dutch with us, for bad grammar.
     
    Sara-s, Jul 26, 2012
    #62
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  3. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    Ooops, pardon the pun... or not...
     
    richgem, Jul 26, 2012
    #63
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  4. macaronus

    macaronus Sir Nice-a-Lot

    You make me brush!
     
    macaronus, Jul 27, 2012
    #64
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  5. Smott

    Smott Chew your shave. Slowly.

    Ooops, pardon the pun... or knot...
     
    Smott, Jul 27, 2012
    #65
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  6. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    Are you saying you have gotten tongue-tied?
     
    Sara-s, Jul 27, 2012
    #66
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  7. Smott

    Smott Chew your shave. Slowly.

    No, I haven't, sheepshank you very much!
     
    Smott, Jul 27, 2012
    #67
  8. PLANofMAN

    PLANofMAN Eccentric Razor Collector Staff Member

    Moderator Article Team
    No noose is good noose!
     
    PLANofMAN, Jul 27, 2012
    #68
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  9. Smott

    Smott Chew your shave. Slowly.

    I rope this doesn't go on much longer...
     
    Smott, Jul 27, 2012
    #69
  10. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    So you're hoping to get cut lose?
     
    richgem, Jul 27, 2012
    #70
  11. Smott

    Smott Chew your shave. Slowly.

    If I can do it without a hitch, that would be splice.
     
    Smott, Jul 27, 2012
    #71
  12. Hirsute

    Hirsute Active Member

    Well shoot, Smott, now you've gone and roped me back into this thread.
     
    Hirsute, Jul 27, 2012
    #72
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  13. Smott

    Smott Chew your shave. Slowly.

    Don't worry, there's plenty more just around sheet bend.
     
    Smott, Jul 27, 2012
    #73
  14. Slipperyjoe

    Slipperyjoe Rusty Metal Tetanus

    Now you're getting the hang of it..:happy088:
     
    Slipperyjoe, Jul 27, 2012
    #74
  15. jeraldgordon

    jeraldgordon TSD's Mascot

    You all are so knotty, MoM is gonna scold!
     
    jeraldgordon, Jul 27, 2012
    #75
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  16. PLANofMAN

    PLANofMAN Eccentric Razor Collector Staff Member

    Moderator Article Team
    Well sometimes you just have to bight your tongue and not say anything.
     
    PLANofMAN, Jul 27, 2012
    #76
  17. Smott

    Smott Chew your shave. Slowly.

    This thread has left me fit to be tied...
     
    Smott, Jul 28, 2012
    #77
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  18. awake2shave

    awake2shave Crazy Sharp Melon Baller

    looks like is high tide Steve's leaving to do laundry.
     
    awake2shave, Jul 28, 2012
    #78
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  19. PLANofMAN

    PLANofMAN Eccentric Razor Collector Staff Member

    Moderator Article Team
    This morning ought to put some Bounce in your step. The Sun is shining and you have everything to Gain, this is no time to be eyeing your Downy sheets. As they say, the Tide waits on no man.
     
    PLANofMAN, Jul 28, 2012
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  20. swarden43

    swarden43 "It's your shave. Enjoy it your way."©

    Quite suitable for the Clean Jokes section, now that this thread has been through the wringer.
     
    swarden43, Jul 28, 2012
    #80
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