Thoughts for the day; 1) If a farmer's girlfriend breaks up with him, does she write him a John Deere letter? 2)If a parsley farmer doesn't pay his taxes, can the IRS garnish his wages?
I decided to take up a new hobby. Balancing on a tight ripe and juggling at the same time, but I didn't have the balls to do it. When I go camping, it's intense. Get it? Intense/in tents.
When birds fly South for the Winter, do they use a travel agent, or do you suppose they just wing it?
Well, at the risk of making this hawkward, I guess toucan play this game. But, maybe I should tweet these since I seem to have a talon for bird puns. OTOH, I think I'll give someone else a tern before my voice gets horse.
Neigh! Don't swallow your bridle, get right up in the saddle. I can see that you're champing at the bit.