Oops..Pardon the Pun..or Not...

Discussion in 'Clean Jokes' started by Slipperyjoe, Jul 12, 2012.

  1. Slipperyjoe

    Slipperyjoe Rusty Metal Tetanus

    Might have to move it to a higher quart..
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  2. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    How do we go about that? What would it en-tail?
     
  3. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    If you do I'd be a gal on the way to see it.
     
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  4. Slipperyjoe

    Slipperyjoe Rusty Metal Tetanus

    Tales of the unexpected..;)
     
  5. Mr. Shaverman

    Mr. Shaverman Well-Known Member

    I must be missing the joke. I wish someone would pint it out to me.
     
  6. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    Pint the tale on the Shaverman? Sounds kinda painful to me.
     
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  7. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    Thoughts for the day;
    1) If a farmer's girlfriend breaks up with him, does she write him a John Deere letter?
    2)If a parsley farmer doesn't pay his taxes, can the IRS garnish his wages?
     
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  8. Slipperyjoe

    Slipperyjoe Rusty Metal Tetanus

    Nothing runs like a deer, deere, dear John..:scared007:
     
  9. Linc

    Linc Member

    I decided to take up a new hobby. Balancing on a tight ripe and juggling at the same time, but I didn't have the balls to do it.

    When I go camping, it's intense. Get it? Intense/in tents.
     
  10. Zereoue20

    Zereoue20 Active Member

    When I go campaign it's in Air Force One.
     
  11. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    When birds fly South for the Winter, do they use a travel agent, or do you suppose they just wing it?
     
  12. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    Actually, they like to fly south, to celebrate Feather`s Day.
     
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  13. Jasman

    Jasman Well-Known Member

    So long as they don't get tarred.
     
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  14. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    Naw, they have lots of energy.
     
  15. Zereoue20

    Zereoue20 Active Member

    It definitely beaks walking
     
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  16. Linc

    Linc Member

    You guys are quacking me up.
     
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  17. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    Well, at the risk of making this hawkward, I guess toucan play this game. But, maybe I should tweet these since I seem to have a talon for bird puns. OTOH, I think I'll give someone else a tern before my voice gets horse.
     
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  18. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    Further proof that white guys can't dance.
     
  19. Zereoue20

    Zereoue20 Active Member

    Way better than my pun. Guess I'll have to swallow my pride. Or should I pony up and think of more?
     
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  20. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    Neigh! Don't swallow your bridle, get right up in the saddle. I can see that you're champing at the bit.
     
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