Oops..Pardon the Pun..or Not...

Discussion in 'Clean Jokes' started by Slipperyjoe, Jul 12, 2012.

  1. GDCarrington

    GDCarrington Burma Shave

    I taut, I taw a putty tat!
     
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  2. Slipperyjoe

    Slipperyjoe Rusty Metal Tetanus

    Lord I got the punning blues..:git:
     
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  3. wristwatchb

    wristwatchb wristwatch "danger" b

    I don't mean to pun-ish anyone! If it makes you feel any better, I'm no good at football, either. I like to pun on the first down.
     
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  4. Jayaruh

    Jayaruh The Cackalacky House Pet

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  5. GDCarrington

    GDCarrington Burma Shave

    As the singers exclaimed, "STOP IN THE NAME OF PUN!"
     
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  6. wristwatchb

    wristwatchb wristwatch "danger" b

    The world's most expensive chemical - Mercedes Benzene!
     
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  7. Radiotube

    Radiotube RADInOverdrive

    Three guys in a boat with four cigarettes and no matches or anything to light them with... what do they do?

    They throw one cigarette overboard and become a cigarette lighter...
    <insert rimshot here>
     
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  8. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

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    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

  10. Jayaruh

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  11. Peter Cupitt

    Peter Cupitt robe-wearing whale shaver

    We are all just lucky that Puns are not "a play on turds" cause that would be pretty crappy!!
     
  12. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    What do you call a wolf-man who sells plastic containers?
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    A tupperware-wolf
     
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  13. wristwatchb

    wristwatchb wristwatch "danger" b

    This is such a friendly thread. None of the posts contain any hot cross puns! :love029:
     
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  14. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    Hot cross puns? I think those are only on a knead to know basis. Sorry, just trying to get a rise out of you.
     
  15. GDCarrington

    GDCarrington Burma Shave

    Leaven him alone, he soon learn to loaf around like the rest of the rolls around here!
     
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  16. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    Well, I guess it's the yeast I could do.
     
  17. Erik Redd

    Erik Redd Lizabeth, baby, I'm comin' to join ya.

  18. GDCarrington

    GDCarrington Burma Shave

    There are a lot of bakeries on the yeast coast.
     
  19. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    Is it still true that most bakers have to earn at yeast half their dough by leaven o'clock?
     
  20. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    I just love this rye humor!
     

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