Oops..Pardon the Pun..or Not...

Discussion in 'Clean Jokes' started by Slipperyjoe, Jul 12, 2012.

  1. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    Kids these days spend far too much time on line. But, it keeps them busy so, Wi-Fight it?
     
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  2. wristwatchb

    wristwatchb wristwatch "danger" b

    When I was a kid, the local park was my PlayStation. Every time my basketball went internet, I scored two points.
     
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  3. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    The NBA has hired its first Crustacean ball player. His name is LePrawn James.
     
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  4. HolyRollah

    HolyRollah BaconLord

    I always thought him too small to play in the NBA—which is certainly no place for shrimps!
    Plus, rumor has it, that due to injury, he's just a shell of his former self. :D
     
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  5. david of central florida

    david of central florida Rhubarb Rubber

    his specialty is making shots from the half court line.
    they call him the, "lob"ster
     
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  6. wristwatchb

    wristwatchb wristwatch "danger" b

    Now, we have transitioned to lobster tales.
     
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  7. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    That might explain why he's always so crabby.
     
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  8. wristwatchb

    wristwatchb wristwatch "danger" b

    He really claws for the ball on the court, and his side-to-side moves are the best.
     
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  9. GDCarrington

    GDCarrington Burma Shave

    ... but Claus was active last month. He is on the bench now!
     
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  10. wristwatchb

    wristwatchb wristwatch "danger" b

  11. wristwatchb

    wristwatchb wristwatch "danger" b

    We had some snow the other day. It was white on time.
     
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  12. Slipperyjoe

    Slipperyjoe Rusty Metal Tetanus

    White on bro!..
     
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  13. wristwatchb

    wristwatchb wristwatch "danger" b

    I get your drift!
     
  14. Slipperyjoe

    Slipperyjoe Rusty Metal Tetanus

    Cool..:cool:
     
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  15. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    time to play some of my favorite mp3s by the Black Ice Peas.
     
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  16. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    My favorites are by Dusty Snowfield.
     
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  17. Radiotube

    Radiotube RADInOverdrive

    Or a few rifts by Johnny Winter...
     
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  18. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    ..or an old favorite : "There's snow business like show business"
     
  19. HolyRollah

    HolyRollah BaconLord

    His music tends to leave me cold. Talented musician, but overall, most either love or hate his music—so yes, his music is rather polarizing.
     
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  20. Radiotube

    Radiotube RADInOverdrive

    Let's just hope Edward Snowden doesn't leak an album.
     
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