Oops..Pardon the Pun..or Not...

Sounds like he did a real shite job.

 

sorta like the chef who backed into the hot oven, he was cooking rump roast

 

I wonder if he was making hot crossed buns at the time.

 

He's very ambitious. He'll do anything to get ahead.

 

There was once a cross-eyed teacher who couldn't control his pupils.

The roundest knight at king Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference.

 

But then he retired. Now he has neither class nor principals.

 

Luckily, old teachers never die, they just grade away.

 

When math teachers go hunting, do they set trapezoids?

 

A thief broke into our local police station and stole all the lavatory equipment. A spokesperson was quoted as saying "We have absolutely nothing to go on".

 

but if he gets caught, boy will he be up s creek without a paddle!

 

As you approach old age three things start to disappear.... Your memory and I forget the other two.

 

What do you call 2 superheroes who have just been run down by a steam roller?

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Flatman and Ribbon

 

/groan

 

I was having trouble solving a math problem, it just wasn't adding up.
Sometimes I sine a paper, other times I cosine, but rarely do I ever tangent.
A well known motivation speaker went into the doctor's office for blood work; turns out, he's -A person.

 

What's 6 feet long, green & has 2 tongues?

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The Jolly Green Giant's sneakers.

 

I think that's supposed to read, " A negative person"
or did you mean to say he's minus a person?

 

I think that's supposed to read, " A negative person"

So do eye.