Oops..Pardon the Pun..or Not...

Ya, mon.

 

...but I did not shoot the letter "T".

 

A man purchased a talking bird and taught it an assortment of profanities. His neighbor called the cops to complain. They arrested him for contributing to the delinquency of Mynah.

 

I also offended his parrot so much that if flew away, now it's a polygon.

 

that bird is not dead, he's merely resting.

2 points if someone remembers that quote.

 

Monty Python

 

yeah, two points

 

Did you hear about the crime wave striking parking garages?

It's wrong on so many levels.

 

Para Tu
by
Dolce & Banana


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Did you hear the one about the vulture who walked onto an airplane with two dead raccoons in his beak?

The flight attendant said, "I'm sorry, sir, but only one carrion per passenger."

 

...and I suppose he has to press the buzzard to get the Flight Attendant's attention?

 

This circumstance could also be considered a paragon...

 

If it's a beautiful parrot: a parabel

 

I think that's only if two of them left.

Two bells?

 

This is all a bit abstract for me...

 

One o'clock, five o'clock or nine o'clock?

Or anti-bel. Like parachute (anti-falling - chute is falling in French), parapluie (umbrella, anti-rain - pluie is rain in french), parasol (anti-sun - soleil is sun in french).

Hm.

• Paratrooper = anti-trooper?
• Paracord = anti-cord?
• Paradise = no dice or anti-dies = lives forever?
• Paraguay = women only?
• Paramore = only one?
• Paragraph = only texts?

 

No, no, no. Two male bovine. You know, a parable.