Oops..Pardon the Pun..or Not...

These are some jive turkeys man..

 

How apres poe...

 

Did you hear about the peanut that got mugged? It was a salted.

 

I hear the cops investigated that one and it wasn't all it was cracked up to be. It seems that the complainant was a little nut.

 

What kind of music do bubbles make?

Show Spoiler Hide Spoiler

Pop music

 

These days, when a man asks a woman if she'd like to join him in a bowl of soup, she'd better take time to ponder her answer.

 

Soda legend goes...

 

Did you hear the one about the snake charmer that married an undertaker?
They registered for Hiss and Hearse towels.

 

I once hired a ghost to photograph an awards banquet. Sadly, the spirit was willing, but the flash was weak.

 

A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption.

One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named Amal. The other goes to a family in Spain. They name him Juan.

Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of Amal.

He responds, "They're twins! If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

 

A three-legged dog limps into a saloon in the Old West.
He hops up on the bar and announces: "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."