PIF in a jiff *DONE*

This 40's style super speed could be yours if you can rhyme about butterfly doors.





If you choose to enter this PIF in a jiff
You must have created a rhyme that's shaving related
By the end of the month or you wont get free stuff
It has to be original no copycats or criminals
It can be short or it can be long
In the form of words or in the form of a song



Rules:
1. Join date before March 1st.
2. It doesn't have to actually rhyme as long as it sounds like it does.
3. Entries will be closed on March 31st at midnight, and winner will be picked by random.org around 2 a.m. on the next day.

Good Luck!!

 

Yeah, you said no copycats, but when you said to rhyme about butterfly doors, I had to do it. This is not an official entry.

To the tune of "Butterfly" by Crazy Town:

Come my razor​

Come come my razor​

you're my butterfly​

Razor baby​

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Such a sexy, sexy pretty little thing​

Your handle has me sprung with your knurling​

and I ain't gonna lie cause your shaving gets me high​

So with you on my sink, there's no soap that I won't try​

Butterfly doors in my eyes and looks to kill​

Whiskers dropping, I'm asking could this be real​

Cause I can't sleep I can't hold still​

The only thing I really know is you got shave appeal​

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I can feel too much is never enough​

You're always there to lift my face up​

When the stubble was rough, I was lost, Now I'm found​

Ever since you've been around​

You're the razor that I want​

So yo, I'm not putting you down.​

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Come my razor​

Come come my razor​

you're my butterfly​

Razor baby​

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come my razor you're my​

pretty shaver ill make your doors shake​

you make me go crazy​

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I crave
a shave.
Razors with butterfly doors, and their ilk,
Make my long legs feel as smooth as silk.

 

Butterfly, butterfly, butterfly
Why do you cry?
I see you sitting in my den,
And I wonder why?

KJ, KJ, KJ
I’d think you would know!
You need to put down the straight razor,
And shave with me some mo’.

 

There once was a razor with butterfly doors
Shaving with it was never a bore
You could be done in a Jif
but the left door was stiff
Which made the daily routine
into more than a chore.

 

This one doesn't count either, just for fun. I wrote this rap for a contest on another forum a couple years ago.

Yo, Yo, Yo, Yo…
You wake up in the morning looking like Rick Rubin
Because the edge gel is whatcha been usin’
Say you wanna be smooth like Big Daddy Kane
But your multi blade razor has you screaming in pain

Put down your messy cans of shaving goo
Get out back, shoot ‘em with a twenty-two
See now you’re ready to enjoy your shave
And get a close one like your grandpa gave

Grab your fat boy, slide in the double edge
Or get a straight. Half hollow or full wedge
Now lather up with soap n badger brush
It’s just 4 easy passes and the ladies will blush

Now add a splash of ‘Velva and wait for the freeze
With a little practice your shaves will be a breeze
So let BB King sing about his Mach3
Classic wet shaving is the way for me!\

I even set it to music:

 

Butterfly doors on a razor are neat
The edge of the blades are so keen and so sweet
Don't be fooled while they glisten
Or some blood you'll be missin'




A haiku:

Wow! Butterfly doors!
Twist and they fully open.
Blade in. Close doors. Shave!

 

Some of these have me cracking up! Brilliant!

 

Razor designs have come and gone
Sweet on your face, like a melody to a song
Blades hidden behind those butterfly doors
Twist the handle to open; the blade is yours
Take it out, throw it on the street
Turn the neighbor's feet into ground meat
A new blade inserted, a new attack on your stubble
Since he moved in, neighbor's been only trouble
I made those butterfly doors open every day
With no feet or toes, neighbor finally moved away
Now I shave with a smile and a giggle
Sexy new neighbor is young and single

 

There once was a man named Bill,
That could not get enough of a fill.
From this PIF to that,
Shaving fenzy he gat,
Thanks to many and blazeadam's good will!

 

Here are the entries...

1.Sara-s
2.thevez2
3.battle.munky
4.catanUS
5.BossManBill

*Epic Voice*

And the winner is..... drum roll please......








Number 4, catanUS! Congratulations! Please send me your shipping info to claim your prize!


Thank you everyone for participating!

 

Thanks for the PIF! Greatly appreciated.

 

Congrats!

 

Congrats catanUS! And thanks for the PIF blazeadam!

 

Congrats!!!

 

Congrats catanUS!!

 

Congrats CatanUS!

 

Congrats Catan!!