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  1. bscarpenter

    bscarpenter Well-Known Member

    Now that's what I'm talking about.
     
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  2. bscarpenter

    bscarpenter Well-Known Member

    My wife and I are relatively recent empty nesters. On Easter, we had nothing going and I had just gotten a new bike rack for my car. So, we loaded up our bikes and went to a local biking trail. It is about an 8 mile stretch of city managed land along a large canal. It starts at a local university and goes along the canal with some trees and scrub on one side and a sandy grassy swath next to the canal. As we were leaving the university there was some wildlife along the canal including some squirrels and birds. Then we came across an iguana that scampered away as we approached, then a larger iguana that gave us a long stare and lumbered away. Over the course of the 8 miles we probably saw 100 iguanas. I found the small ones will scamper away, but the big daddies will just stare at you as you ride around them. I heard they taste like chicken.
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  3. Enrico

    Enrico Popcorn

    Mmmmmm iguana ... good eats! :drool: Waiting for that on Alton Brown.:rofl:
     
  4. Mr. Shaverman

    Mr. Shaverman Well-Known Member

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    bscarpenter Well-Known Member

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  6. bscarpenter

    bscarpenter Well-Known Member

    Piforama will be closing forever this Sunday. Get in on the action for a supply of the fruitiest / mentholiest goodies to ever have hit your face!
     
  7. Pilotcld

    Pilotcld Well-Known Member

    I just wanted to check if my story didn't meet the qualifications for the PIF? If not there's another story I heard about a guy throwing a 3 foot alligator alligator through a Wendy's drive thru window last year. I'm sure I could find the article if needs be


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  8. bscarpenter

    bscarpenter Well-Known Member

    Thanks for double checking me. Sorry missed you. And EVERY one down here knows 4' is just too big to throw through a drive thru window.
     
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  9. Pilotcld

    Pilotcld Well-Known Member

    Hahaha thanks! No problem! Plus, it was worth it to remember that alligator story!


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  10. RyX

    RyX DoH!

    One of my sons kept three iguanas. Mature male iguanas are attracted to human females during the iguana's breeding cycle.
    Info here.
     
  11. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    So what you're saying is the iguana's really more of a horny toad?
     
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  12. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    I'm in, assuming my story qualifies. It's just the most interesting reason that I ever went to Florida. About 27 years ago, I went down for my Grandmother's Bat Mitzvah.
     
  13. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    I have to ask (because penguins can be curious) ... was she a later in life convert or did she just never make her Bat Mitzvah? I can't imagine too many grandchildren are present for their grandparent's Bat/Bar Mitzvah.
     
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  14. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    We are a Jewish famaily, but she wsn't raised religious. So, later in life, she pursued more of a Jewish education. Also, when she was a child Bat Mitzvah ceremonies were not generally done for girls.
     
  15. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    Ah, I didn't know that.
     
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  16. bscarpenter

    bscarpenter Well-Known Member

    Actually, I'm not Jewish, but my wife is, and I've been to several bat mitzvahs of women over 40. I think bat mitzvahs weren't as common 25 yrs ago.
     
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  17. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    Probably not. BTW, the first one in the US was held in 1922, but they remained uncommon for a long time. (My Grandma was 13 that year.)
     
  18. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    She's 108? Go grandma! The stories she could tell.
     
  19. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    No, she passed peacefully when she was 90. But she did indeed have her share of stories to tell.
     
  20. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    God bless her
     
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