One morning, while shaving, a fellow started cursing and swearing so loudly it attracted the attention of his wife, who was preparing breakfast in the kitchen. "What's the matter?" she called out. "My razor -- it won't cut!" he answered. "Don't be silly, dear!" she declared. "You mean to tell me your beard is tougher than linoleum?"
Ohhhhhhh Nooooooo That hit a little too close to home One Christmas while opening presents we had one in that oh so frustrating plastic stuff... Me: Wife, can you please go grab my knife or the scissors Her: Ok A minute later she walks back with a Dubl Duck Satinedge in her hand Me: WHAT ARE YOU DOING !!!!! Her: Watch, they work great for opening those packages,,, I do it all the time Me: NOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo !!!!!!!! Her: Why ??? Me: Divorce is the only reason, I can think of right now Gotta love her
I've got a RSO I'd sell for what I paid for it if Mrs. @gssixgun needs a letter opener. Nice thick blade with poor geometry.
You know you can always shave with a carpet cutter..did that..but a razor should never ever be used on the flooring..
