One of our generous TSD members, @elduderino914 , in March of 2015 offered a PIF if you write a limerick related to shaving. I thought it was such a good idea that it shouldn't just be for the PIF... Limericks should have their own home. Post your limericks here! Samples: Feed your RAD late at night on the Bay Watching auctions for razors displayed Don't be a fool Wipe off that drool You'll win a Toggle one day! Shaving used to be such a chore Getting robbed for supplies at the store Then the ruble went down Russian blades I have found Smooth my face, then I head out the door! Shaving limericks aren't that hard to make Give your brush a soak and a shake Lather up and apply Scrape it off, WATCH THAT EYE! Or an eye patch you'll wear, Goodness Sakes! I used to use goo on my face Before finding a substitute paste Whip it up in a bowl And don't be a troll See, soap's better in every case! I've been diagnosed with RAD, what a fright! I'm on the Bay, searching razors just right. As the minutes count down I place my bid down Only to lose to a snipe!
You know that you're shaving obsessed When the lady you love most is stressed She has no more room In the bathroom to groom But your TSD friends are impressed! Wet shaves are best for your face Whiskers are gone with no trace A traditional shave Is one way to save And relax at an elegant pace! Scraping away the morning mug Aromatherapy: better than any drug Wet shaving's the best As my Shave Den attests I've got 14 soaps stacked in tubs A brush for each day of the week That's all on eBay that I seek Oh, and one of each type Of razors I'll snipe Plus a stoppered scuttle that won't leak
From the original PIF thread I'm in for the swag from The Shave Den Store They have a few soaps I've been trying to score The scents are sublime Does that come in Lime? Should my next brush be badger or boar?
Cutthroat Shaver's Lament Oh, the joy of a honed razor's edge Be it full-hollow, half-hollow or wedge! Yet some call me brave As I finish my shave With a splash of the dreaded green Veg! @Darkbulb
When I wake it’s my den that I seek I’ve ‘nough product to last me all week It’s what’s here, you see That does matter to me For I’m a self-proclaimed-wet-shaving geek
My legs are almost a yard long, which makes hubby break out into song. So I use a DE with a soap made by me, For a good shave I can not go wrong.
My lust for more razors is quenched, Sworn off aftershave for its stench! If you believe that Load of horse crap, You prob'ly think Coneheads are French!
Did you see that hairy old chimp Shave with @HolyRollah 's restored Red Imp? Getting ready for a date With a furry primate, There's no limit to his preen and primp.
Before I make my next move, I've got to get my face smooth Wet Shaving today The old-fashioned way Helps me get into my groove!
